Now that we have stats, it makes for more pointless jabber on the messageboard. Thus, here is Bored Loser`s Week 3 Fantasy Picks:

QB- Badboyz #15: This guy had 283 yards and 3 TDs against a tough Greyhounds D. Yeah, give me him vs. Rush Hour ALL DAY.

WR- Novacaine #9: Please reference individual leaders if this pick confuses you.
WR- Collision #11: TC will lock down on either him or #9, leaving one of them to break-out. My guess is it will be #11.
WR- Triple Crown #1- I`ve seen this guy do some nifty things with the ball in his hand, but has been relatively quiet this season. Look for a break out game in a huge A-league showdown vs. undefeated Collsion.

W/R- Badboyz #23: Once again, 5 rec. for 92 yards and a TD vs. The Hounds. He will be running circles around Rush Hour.

Defense- Novacaine: Rejects have had a tough time on O this year, while Novacaine has been terrorizing offenses and has scored twice on D. Novacaines D makes the difference in this game.

*Kerns/Badboyz was technically a week 1 match-up, so I didn`t factor it into my picks.

I guarantee that Novacaine #9 gets shut down this week. Rejects D is too good. WR Collision #11 is legit and will still produce against TC. TC #1 will also do well.

I like the fantasy game. Never seen the guy play but numbers don`t lie so until someone Kanyes (means to stop, rudely interrupt, abruptly come to a halt) his game, I`ll take the Cube Guy. Also give me TC#1, I gave him the name "Magic Feet" and here`s my sleeper pick TC#2.

Really bored loser, you definitely haven`t seen #1 on TC play so far this season. I believe he has 2 returned kickoffs for td`s and several other big plays.

is on TC #1`s D

Well I saw he had a big run for 86 yards, but thats the type of guy who needs to get heavily involved in the receiving game if TC wants to be dominant. I believe he`ll do that tonight.

plyr# rec yards TD
7 1 25 0
2 1 15 0
3 1 9 0
4 2 7 0
1 1 2 0


His stat line last game was 1 catch for 2 yards. The game before 5 catches for 38 yards and a TD.

Like I said, relatively quiet. He will have a much bigger impact tonight "Stone Hands" you peasant!

Men lie, Women lie, numbers don`t.

are always incorrect

So i guess you have returned 2 kickoffs in 2 games so far this year.

For Wednesday...

Kerns 24 Magnums 14
Greyhounds 24 Union 10
BadBoyz 31 Rush Hour 10

Upset special of the evening:

Collision 28 Triple Crown 24

How did Novacaine #9 do last night?

according to the box score, he only had 2 catches for 30 yards. Luckily for Bored Loser, he also had an INT so theres 2 more fantasy points.

will not lose to Collision, they can match their speed

We will see how Collision does, they have had the easiest schedule thus far but have been playing very well. After they put up 55 on the BadBoyz on Sunday, I`m not so sure they don`t have what it takes to beat TC. Very good QB and WRs, potent offense. Solid D that has only given up 7 points. Those are 2 things you need to take the crown.

TC better come ready to play, or they could be in for a rude awakening.

the badboyz only had 7 players and still managed to score 20 pts...

TC mops Collision. Everybody in the A league would be 2-0 if they played Union and Rush Hour..

Damn well 7 players explains a lot...but still, these guys are good, Kerns only beat Rush Hour 17-7 I believe? Collision waxed them 35-0. I`m not saying it will happen, but it will certainly be a game to keep your eye on.

I will have to go with TC unless they are missing keys players, they just havent lost to anyone from this area in a long time

TC 28
Collision 7

Last year reg season Sharks won 21-7.

That was almost a year ago and two championships ago.

Badboyz QB #15: 3 TDs 303 total yards
BadBoyz W/R #23: 4 Rec 74 yards and a TD
Collision WR #11: 2 Rec, 33 yards and a TD
Novacaine Defense: 4 INTs, 2 Def TDs


Thank God for those picks, my WRs struggled a little this week against tough defenses but the above picks should help "The Bored Losers" win this week in Fantasy Flag Football.