#17, we played against you guys earlier in the year and noticed your team does not throw you the ball very often. We would like you to join our team for next season. We are a top 4 team in C level and will probably move up to B next season. If you are interested, shoot me an email at carlgr2@yahoo.com.

Your pitch? Dude, that sucked. If you`re going to try and sell him, but some damn effort into it.

We will give you all the blow jobs you want from our teammates. All we ask is for you to do us in the ass in return.

more like it!!!!!!

#17 is a guy. If #17 is a chick, that bj and ass post would be extremely gay. If your team is offering free bj`s, hit me up. (703) 218-1600. My name is Bill and I like to receive bj`s.