though, isn`t it. For the first time, I actually felt sorry for them...that team had no business being on that field last night.

last night and got stuck on the train with a bunch of Philly fans that clowned the Skins all the way home. I really thought they could have turned the season around last night. Not only did we loose but we are a laughing stock too and probably will go 4-12 this year.

A little something to make die-hard Washington Redskin fans laugh.


HEADLINE: "D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What`s the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(Please forward this message to Daniel M. Snyder!!)

I heard the Redskins are the new national sponsor to help abused people around the nation. Their slogan- Join us - we don`t beat anybody!!!!

In light of the Redskins performance this year , the NFL has decided to allow negative points on the scoreboards.

heard they had to take www.redskins.com down becuase they couldnt put 3 w`s together.

Justice in Washington, DC

Northeast DC (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DC Family courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

To who all of you who support this sorry team....it goes to show something.

Loser organization, loser leaders, loser players, loser mentality, loser fans (that support losers).

It all says a lot.

Is everyone on here a cowgirls fan or just bitter former skins fans? I`m assuming you all have friends that are die hard skins fans and this is your outlet to rag on them. Oh for the record we don`t take back former fans or people jumping on their NUTS when they are doing good.

reminds me of the skins ... they suck

Hey wow, Don`t worry about anyone jumping on that bandwagon ANYTIME soon!!

80% of my conversations with NFL fans goes like this:
Me: How is your (good team from last year) doing?
Fan:"What are you talking about? I`ve been liking (whoever is in first place this season) since I was 5 years old".

They think are a winner because they say like a winning team. I`ll be the first to admit we are terrible but I wont not going to deny that I`m a fan.

"we" who? You and ol`e Danny boy? Look this is the real deal. People are pissed and have no say so in the matter because the organization is corrupt and nothing is going to change. The Redskins dump millions upon millions of dollars into picking up players who dont play! And then charge way too much for us loyal fans to even get a beer at the game (that you should be drunk to watch) This message board is to vent and that`s all "we" are doing.

So as for jumping on NUTS when they do good. "we" are on their nuts now for remaining loyal to this BS. I am not saying I have decided to go with another team I am just saying this is getting old! and there is NO hope in following this crap. We need to stop going to games and stop putting money into them until Dan Snyder gets hit where it hurts and make a.......

-CHANGE- <---- look familiar?

"we" as who is fan, player, team Dr., coaches, front office etc... I agree something is wrong with the team. Where to point the finger I don`t know where to start. I tell you what... That`s the neck coming out. I think they have a chance to win every game they play. I`m just saying I`m not going to standby and listen and or read about people downing my team without standing up for them no matter how bad they are.
Oh what does the president have to do with them? you upset about that too?? so if u want change in the redskins organization or the white house then do something about it! write a angry letter that would show them.