My, Coach bad, my coach hood 
Cooke do stuff that yo` Coach wish he could  
My, my Coach bad: better, better than yours 
My, my Coach bad, better, better than yours 

[Bulldogs player] 
Listen! 
I`m sayin` my Coach bad, my Coach hood 
Cooke do stuff that yo` Coach wish she could 
My Coach bad, better than yours 
Cooke do stuff that I can`t even put in words
His swagga don`t stop, his body won`t quit 
So fool pipe down; you ain`t talkin` `bout sh** 
My Coach bad: tell me if you seen him 
He always bring the racket like Venus & Serena 
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans 
Body lookin` like milk 
No time for games; his full-grown 
My Coach bad; tell your Coach to go home!

[Bulldogs player]
Now your d*ck might be big but my Coach d*ck is bigger  
He can ride a d*ck and handles his liquor 
Cooke will knock a b*tch out and fight 
Comin` out swingin` like Tiger Woods` wife 
Yeah, he can get a lil` hasty 
Players better cover up their chests like pasties
Cooke has a couple boyfriends and they all a lil` crazy 
Comin` down the street like a parade, Macy*s 
Coach will fill you up, like balloons! 
Test him and guns get drawn like cartoons 
Doh, but I ain`t talk `bout Homer 
Coach so bad the whole team wanna bone him!

[Coach Cooke]
Now all these b*tches wanna try and be my besty 
But I take a left and leave `em hangin` like a testie 
Trash talk to `em, then I put `em in a Hefty! 
Runnin` down the field 
I`m dunkin` on them - Lisa Leslie 
It`s goin` down - basement 
Friday the 13th, guess who`s playin` Jason 
Tuck yourself in, you better hold on to ya teddy 
It`s Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who`s playin` Freddy 
Chef cookin` for me 
They say my clip board game is crazy 
The mental asylum lookin` for me 
You a rookie to me 
I`m in that wam bam purple underwear`, damn, b*tch, you been a fan! 

Dude get a life and a job. I`m sure ******** and girl feels the same.

Lmao!!!

"Now your d*ck might be big but my Coach d*ck is bigger  
He can ride a d*ck and handles his liquor "

wow...hahahahahaha

dude!! YOU PLAY IN THE C LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u know that dont u?? "My d**k coach bigger"??!! that is tooooooo funny! Bulldogs, no more postings until u get to the A league!!

Poor loser coach. All he wants to do is coach a flag football team and have while doing it.

The post is a little funny

yall gay as ****

Why is everyone hating on the Bulldogs? They are a good team and still ranked #1 overall and will most likely take home the championship. Stop hating.

is for HATERS!

they are hating cuz some player said his coach rides d^ck

Trust me is only C league teams that hate on Bulldogs.

This is a horrible thread and is not funny.

cpt. obvious makes another appearance

Hey Cube...blow me

that`s a catchy ass tune.

COACH COOKE - " Hey do you have a min?!"

BULLDOGS #28- "wuz up Coach?"

COACH COOKE- " I have in my pocket a treat just for you, from the far away lands of Kalamazoo"

BULLDOGS #28- " cool!"

COACH COOKE- " So reach right in and cover your eyes, just feel around till you find your surprise"

I always knew Cooke liked sucking ****, but I didn`t think Cooke liked to ride the **** too!!!