We`re trying to get Dumbbells on the line to talk to him about yesterday`s win against the Badboyz and his team`s chances of making the A playoffs. Let me know once we get Dumbbells on the line.

I am feeling this interviews

Yo ESPN, love the show homie but hit me up so we can chat about some true B league teams homie at (703) 323-BBBB or email me at BLeague_4Real@yahoo.com. If you get Dumbells on the line ask him why he ain`t picking up my calls...I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE Dumbells!!

One Love

Bun B

Haha god I don`t want to pull a Grove and try to be center of attention...just joshin. What`s up ESPN.

Stay away from me Bun

Thanks for joining us Dumbbells. Congratulations on your big win against the Badboyz last night. Describe the huddle and the strategy on that game winning drive.

Bun B - We`re working with your Hypeman to see when we get you on the show.

The huddle was intense but relaxed, we knew we had time and didn`t want to rush anything. We knew if we got our QB time he would get the ball in our receivers hands and make something happen. Converted 2 big 4th downs, one from midfield that went for a big gain to the redzone, and one on 4th and goal from the 5 yd line to tie the game. Our kicker has been great this season and sure enough he hit the XP and got us the W.

Dumbells takin this ish all serious. LOL

I only want to ask one thing! Is it true you went to court to get a restraining order on me? Those prosperous Triple Crown boys with their
abundant 7pt Spread put a restraining order on a**, but hope you didn`t do the same homie. Ask Slash, I keep it 100% real...word to my motha.

One Love
Bun B

Bun - Chill til your interview man. LMAO

Dumbells - Is there any truth to Cube being lost for the season?

Unfortunately Cube will not be with Novacaine for the rest of the season. He had a job change and will be out of town for the next 18 weeks. He`ll be back in the fall.

And Bun I wouldn`t do that to you, we`re still cool, just give me some space bro.

We wish Cube much success in his job change. You have a tough game against Collision that will decide your playoff fate. What are the odds that Novacaine will be partying with Bun B? I hear his parties are really nice.

Dumbells,

Does this put Cube out for weekends as well or will you both continue to run with the Pitbulls?

Collision is always tough. Very fast team. I think if we go out and execute we should be all right. I hope we won`t be attending any Bun B parties I heard they`re nothin but trouble...

ESPN who will you interview next? I suggest Dre.

Re: Caller

I`ll still be running with the Pitbulls obviously but this Sunday will be Cube`s last Pitbulls game.

I always thought Cube put flag football before everything else but I guess he`s the smart one the rest. Cube see you in the fall and good luck in your new job, Flag Football will always be here lol...sad that most don`t understand that.

Dre on the line. I second that

Thanks for the suggestions callers. We`ll get Dre and Bun B by the end of the week. We`ll see if we can get Dre tomorrow before the big game. Again the phone lines are open 1-800-SAY-ESPN. We have Dumbbells from Novacaine with us coming off a huge needed win against the badboyz last night.

Dumbbells - So are you guaranteeing a win against Collision? Follow up question - What`s your prediction on the four teams from the West that will make the A playoffs?

Ain`t no party like a Bun B party
`Cause the B league party don`t stop
It`s just me and my boys, sure to bring the noise
You know that we make it hot...hollaaaaaaaa!

V.I.P- Badboyz

I am certainly not guaranteeing a victory. It will come down to who is more ready to play next Monday.

Top 4 teams in the West? Well Magnums and Union are basically in already, then it just depends on the Mags vs. Chaos game and our game with Collision. I`d prefer The Mags beat Chaos so we`d get in regardless but Chaos has been demolishing people and look like the can def win that game, so it`s a toss up.

Two great political answers. Do you have any future political aspirations? LOL What team would you most like to see in the first round of the playoffs and what team would you least like to see in the first round. Keep it real.

When keeping it real goes wrong

Well if we play well next week and come out with a victory, it looks like we would play 7pt. Spread or Triple Crown, both teams Novacaine would love to play. No preference there.

What is your strategy to win the game again collision, any secret weapons?

ESPN I`ve got a question for Dumbells.

How much would it cost (hypothetically speaking) for you to throw the game against Collision? LOL!

No secret weapons just gonna play the same way we always do. All of our WRs are dangerous and as long as our defense stays stingy we got a shot.

Haha what`s your price Will? I was gonna ask the same thing for your game against the Magnums.

Interesting, what would be the market value of throwing a west game these days? Anyways, Dumbbells, Novacaine has been in the league for 2 years now. You`ve seen some teams come and go. What do you think of this 7 Point Spread team?

Hahahaha I have to give Dumbells the nice guy award. You will NEVER hear him say,"We will win the game against Collision...We will score 30 on them...I know we have a good team and I don`t think you guys will do good against us"

Dumbells it`s ok to trash talk as long as it`s fun. Look at Grove from 7pt Spread, the dude may lose or win but how often to to get a login saying we will beat Triple Crown lol. It`s ok Dumbells lol

Haha I see where this is going. They seem legit obviously, haven`t seen them play though. I think it`ll be a good game between them and TC tomorrow, could go either way.

I think a stack a player out to cover it.....

I`m just a reporter/radio host. I have to make these interviews interesting. You know how the ratings thing work.

Dumbbells, your name, explain?

I just wanna say Good game Dumbells thanks for sending us the the B playoffs u bastard LOL

haha good game Slash, always come down to the wire when we play each other

A stack per player Will? Damn did Chaos get that sponsorship money?

As for Dumbells, just a name a couple Novacainian D-Lineman gave me in my hey day when I would crush 110 lb weights on the incline.

all I can say until the contracts are signed is "We must protect this house! lol!

Slash don`t worry homie I`ll make sure you get a easy game in the first round. A little bird told me this weekend Tom will be out of town so we may throw a Pre-B playoff party at his place. Oh and call me cause I just ordered new fresh gear for y`all with the B patches on the jersey.

One Love

Bun B

who has been novacaines toughest opponent this year?

great question. Dumbells?

Bun B i am not talking to you i am still in denial. Somebody pinch me i must be dreamin LOL

In all honesty, I think Chaos was the toughest team we played. That`s the only game our offense didn`t score. Mags and Union were both tough but I think we played worse against them then we did against Chaos.

Badboyz prob had the best offense we`ve seen this season though.

I want to know if the Novacaine feel they could beat Triple Crown in the playoffs?

"Oh and call me cause I just ordered new fresh gear for y`all with the B patches on the jersey." LMAO That`s going to be a great interview.

Any team you would consider a rivalry?

We feel like if we play our best football we can beat anybody, not going to solo out any team in particular.

Rivalry? Well I guess we`ve played The Magnums more than any other team, and split the series 2 wins a piece. They`ve been our division 2 Springs in a row also, so I guess they`d prob be our biggest rival.

ESPN and Bun B yall have to holla at tom and get registered logins

Agreed. Y`all are the best things to happen to this board since Slash changed his name to Cry Baby.

Dumbells, I`m really happy for you and your team, and I`m gunna let you finish, but Triple Crown has one of the best offense of all time....

changes with no GAME CUBE! for the novacaines believe it or not.

Cube is arguably the best WR/DB in this league but we`ll be fine with who we got for the rest of the season. A lot of guys ya`ll never pay attention to.

And Kanye I know how "Amazing" their offense is, I heard the song you wrote for their video.

That video was gay as hell

it`s a team game and alot depends on scheme

If Triple Crown wins the season AGAIN, I say Mags should team up with Novacaine, 7pt team up with Chaos, Union team up with Badboyz, and maybe MAYBE in the fall we can stop the Golden Boys of the league to winning another ship.

Nice comeback Dumbbells. LOL Do you prefer the Open format in the Spring or the A/B+/B format in the Fall? And why?

you can thank John Riggins for the name change. I havent heard from him since think i sent back to the storage room with a case of beer. Anyone who is a true redskin fan will get that joke

Good one Cry Baby ;)

TC couldn`t even win the Fall ship and they have done squat since last spring. No need for teams to combine as long as Kerns show up this fall TC is out of the running.

Yeah Kerns will be back but we will be called the Sharks same team different name.

while it seems that dumbells is at lunch - espn - brian westbrooke has a visit with the washington eagles? i mean redskins? whats your take on that until dumbells gets back.

My take is that Clinton Portis days as a Redskin are numbered. He`ll be released before mandatory camps begin.

Sorry, just got back from lunch. Open format or standard A/B+/B/C? I like how it`s Open in the Spring and standard in the Fall. Spring is fun and you get a wide variety of teams to play. Fall is a bit more serious and you pretty much know which teams your gonna be up against and how they are going to play you. Fall is more important in my eyes but I like the way Spring ball is ran too.

Thans again for your time today Dumbbells. Let`s bring things home and make things really interesting. This next topic usually causes my phone lines to light up so take your time in answering this question. Who are Dumbbells top 5 players in the league? And no Novacaine players.

You are really putting him in the hot seat with these questions. Bells quit being so polite and spit some truth!

ESPN is tough, if you come to the game tomorrow you can work the sidelines with my camera, that way my wife doesn`t have to do it.

How can I name top 5 players in the league without naming Novacainians? Impossible! I`m assuming you mean for the Spring only. In no particular order:

TC`s QB #8
Badboyz #23
Dre
Mike from Collision #11
Then I gotta go with Slash cuz he does it all from QB to DB

I`m sure I`m forgetting a few but at least offensively thats prob my top 5. Also these are players that are still playing in the Spring season.

haven`t seen the 7ptrs so can`t speak on them as far as being top 5 players.

Cant say i am in the top 5 overall but thanks Dumbells. I just go out there and try to help my team win. I even had to rush cause a certain someone didnt show up 1 sunday...

Haha now you know what its like in the treches! Gets dirty!

trenches*

That`s a debateable very good 5. Where do you see Novacaine in 2 seasons?

Gotta love Crybaby/Slash as he tries to play the modest role but trumpets how he even played DL lol I love it. Accept the Shine homie dont be afraid of the spotlight :)

Yeah, now he knows that he`s not fit to come down here in the trenches. Stay where you belong you pansy skill player. ;)

Novacaine in 2 seasons? Who knows with the day-to-day, where we will be, but I`d like to think we could win an A-League title sometime in the near future. We get better every season, so I think you`ll continue to see improvement as time passes. I`m pretty sure we are the youngest team in the league.

7pt Spread, Lunatics, TPO, Union, and Most of C league have a lot of young players. A lot of baby faces in those teams.

Let`s go back to your top 5 players for a moment. You mentioned Slash/Cry Baby I`m your top 5. Now if I had the chance to have a player that I was a top 5 player play on my team I would jump on that opportunity. I would be rimiss if I didn`t ask you, why didn`t you pick up Slash/Cry Baby to play for the Novacaines this season?

Grove is the youngest person on our team, and he`s 27. We`re hovering around a 30avg..

Well to be honest there was just no spot for him. We had all our positions filled from the fall with 2 new guys who we had planned to get on the team once they were done with school. I also know everyone loves to play as much as possible on Novacaine so I cut it off at about 12-13 people to ensure everyones getting their PT. Slash would be a huge contributor and if we are ever short handed before another season where the Sharks aren`t playing (who knows if that`ll ever happen again) then I would def not hesitate to pick him up. Had I known Cube wouldn`t be able to finish the season, it`d prob be a different story.

Our oldest player is 28, we prob avg. 25 years old on our team. Youngest is #10, he`s either 22 or 23.

you couldn`t find a way to fit in a top 5 player?

TC vs sharks-kerns is about even. Be fun to see in the fall. Look for a couple key wolves to run again with TC

Dumbbells it`s been a pleasure. Thanks for being a good sport. Good luck the remainder of the year and I hope I don`t see you at any Bun B events.

Tomorrow`s show - We`re still trying to get confirmation from Dre`s people. Hopefully we can get him before the big east showdown tomorrow.

Dumbells who`s your top five picks for Offense of line and Defense of line players?

To Dumbells defense why would he take me on a loan for 1 spring season knowing that i will play with the Sharks in the Fall. He is trying to build his team. I dont blame him one bit for not pickin me up. But he was the first person i contacted when i was looking for a team.

Wow I swear I thought your whole offense was around the ages of 24 and up and your defense players look like their 25. Then again, your QB does look like his 35 lol

Naw man, but we`ll take that as a compliment! A lot of mileage out there. Grove might be the only person to graduate high school in the new millennium. Myself and about 2 other people might be the only other people born in the 80s.

No doubt Slash, can`t leak our secrets to The Sharks!! Haha

Thanks ESPN, it`s been fun. I`ve officially done nothing at work today.

I`ll answer "caller"`s question before I leave though. Top 5 lineman in the league?

I can`t remember #s but I know Chaos had a nasty D-Lineman I went against, Magnums had some beast on the D-Line who looked like Mr. Clean, saw him put some people on their back. Union had a very good Tackles on the O-Line. Badboyz #1 will normally pop you pretty good too. That`s prob it right there. Oh and TC`s lineman Doug is also very good.

Top 5 Weeknight

1) TC QB - They would be in trouble without him.
2) Cube Boy - He played at Notre Dame. Nuff said.
3) Tyson - Although he misses a lot of games.
4) Rejects WR - The guy who played a game with Chaos.
5) Bad Boyz QB - When he is on, he is very good.

Slash/Cry Baby, but you told me we were the first team you contacted? You b*st*rd!!!!

That other players who get interviewed get into it like Dumbells did...that was a work days worth of entertainment. I could see this ESPN thing getting big!

Tyson/ T2 is good but NOT that good. I can name a lot more better players than him but it`s your thoughts against mine and I`ll leave it to that.

Locs that was last year bud. this year i didnt even know you was still playing with TC. But ask Luke i did contact him about playing with you guys after novacaine said they didnt have room. Lukes the only number i have from TCs team and he never got back in touch with me. So the bad boyz were the only team to take me. I felt like a dying animal waiting to get adopted from the SPCA LOL

I`m just effing with you man. Dying animal waiting to get adopted? LMAO

Hear tyson might run with u guys down at that tournament un July???

Unlike Vinny C or Danny S, I am open to any and all thoughts on my player rankings.

Looks like the Fall season is going to have a lot of good A league teams
•Sharks
•TC
•7pt Spread
•Mags
•Novacaine
•Union
•Chaos
•Rejects

Out of all the teams we have above we should walk out with the Bark Bowl, States, and National ships.

Yeah, were trying to get some bump against some of those southern elite teams this summer.

You left out, Hounds, Collision and Badboys!! They might not have produced this season up to expectations but I doubt they`d be willing to drop to B+.

Yeah we ran into the Gunz saw twice last year. We did knock off the Canes tho...It should be a good tourney Good Luck

Thanks man. Did you know the Gunz have two losses this season? D-Mob smashed them two weeks ago 33-7.

Dmob beat them 2 times last year also. Guess Gunz got the last laught cause they beat them in the States Championship Game. I also heard that the gunz were coming to the Bark Bowl this year.

using "LMAO" on the messageboard is a homo.

When does the Bark Bowl take place?

Where I meant

Bark Bowl is normally first Sunday in August @ Lake Fairfax, all day, double elimination tourney with all the top teams in VA.

The Bark Bowl is held at our fields. Don`t know which one this year. Last year it was at Lake Fairfax. Always in August.

Bark Bowl

Thanks

*Laugh* i meant

Is Cube Boy really not playing anymore or is this some kind of a joke between you two Dumbells?

those free agents from the Sharks sure did `help` the BadBoys. just look at their record. no room on TC for that kind of help and they got Dre who`s better

hasnt even played a snap for TC this spring - arrival will be made when playoff start

In order for me to do the show tomorrow I have to get the thumbs up from the man who signs my game checks.. the GM Locs himself. If so I`m in. He handles my press matters.

re: ???

No, this is not a joke unfortunately. He had a feeling this would happen and warned me at the start of the season. Ask Slash, Cube wasn`t there last night. Normally you can pick up on if it`s a joke if there is some stupid excuse after it such as "I need to walk my dog", "laundry...lots of it" and things of that nature.

LOCS give that man the go for an interview. I wanna hear what`s going down on the East Side.

Dre you`re good to go for tomorrow`s show. Just make sure you give a shout out to our sponsors and don`t be late for the pre-game meeting.

Dumbells Did good today but it was too clean cut lol. Maybe Dre will add some trash talk to his.

I`d like to also request Cody get in on the espn hotline for tomorrow. Get a litle he said, she said. Haha

Why not a 2 part show. Let them duke it out on ESPN first then on the field. 1 guest on ESPN from each team and maybe it won`t be so political.

I agree Grove & Cody from 7pt Spread. Also LOCS & Dre from Triple Crown.

Call up Andy too.

1000+ viewers in one day.

Will tomorrow`s show beat today`s ratings?

If we get this many login I guess so