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     The Swami`s "A" Preseason Rankings

Swami Sez

registered poster
3:04 PM

The "A" division looks strong this season, possibly the strongest in a long time, which makes it tough to rank the teams going in.  Keep in mind, even the teams at the bottom of this division are strong teams that would most likely flat out destroy any team in B+ or below, so don`t take this as me saying your team is weak.  Well, unless of course you signed up to play "C" when you normally run in "B" *cough* *cough* Mutiny pussies *cough* *cough*




  1. Triple Crown - Stop crying, they`re the favorites.  Yes, I know, I know they lost to Rejects in the Spring and the Sharks in the Fall.  But when you talk about the Triple Clown boys, there`s one thing you HAVE to know.  They recruit better than ANYONE in the league, bar nunn.  And yes, I spelled it that way on purpose because they landed themselves a big fish in recruiting Mike Nunn away from the reigning champion Magnums.  Couple that with holding on to Dre for the fall (Although the Painhounds are running.  I guess they registered too late for him again.) and the guys wearing the purple spandex t-shirts (seriously, who the HELL thought that was good look??) are looking deadly.  Not since the 1980s Redskins has a team boasted such a formidible lineup of  Smurfs as their starting wideouts.  Big question mark - Kicker.


  2. Sharks - After a solid showing at States last year, Slash and the boys are back and already looking past the Fall season and on to States and Nationals.  That`s still more than enough for them to beat everyone except for Nickle Clown this year.


  3. Magnums - Losing your best player hurts.  It really blows when he goes to a competitor.  Magnums will still be a force, but not enough to keep up with the Sharks or TC.


  4. Rejects - Wow.  These guys are SCREWED.  I have it on good authority, that not only have they lost their starting QB for the fall, but their backup QB as well!  Their only chance is to throw DohOverated at QB and let him go.  Which, by the way isn`t a bad option.  Mr. Overton has the reputation of being an excellent semi-pro QB and could be a big playmaker at that position for the `jects, but who the hell is he going to throw the ball too?  I heard TC sent him an Edible Arrangement gift basket after the Bark Bowl, so maybe he`ll head over to the Purple Side too?  Man, I`m telling you these guys know how to recruit.


  5. 7 PT Spread - Oh my God, I`m so excited that my favorite cheeseburger loving fat guy is back!  No, not Bundy.  Grove!!  What`s the over under on Grove`s starting weight this fall?  I think I`ll set it at 350 to start and see where how it gets bet going from there.  In all seriousness though, 7PS can play, they showed us that in the Spring.  They looked average in the Bark Bowl, beating teams they should and getting handled by the better teams.  Same thing this Fall, A is a lot harder than Open and I think they`re going to find it out the hard way.


  6. Wolves - Only putting them at 6 if they have 8 guys to play with.  Can anyone confirm that?  I mean, even if they only had 4 I`d rank them higher than Chaos, but that`s about it.  Wolves have always been a good Sunday morning team, but they consistently struggle on weeknights, which makes me wonder why Los Lobos decided to take Sundays off this Fall and focus on weeknights.


  7. Collision - The Gump Gang is good and always seems to sneak up on some teams, but I just can`t help but feel like with the level of competition in A this season that they`ll be seriously overmatched.


  8. Novacaine - No Cube, No Love.  Also, you`re still spelling your team`s name wrong Dummybells.


  9. Badboyz - One trick pony.  All the A teams already know how to beat you.  Face it, you`re the United of the weeknight league.  Too good for B, but not even close in A


  10. Organized Chaos - Stepping up to A is going to be a painful experience for the Chaos guys, but one they need.  If they truly want to be good, they`ll take their lumps this season, learn some lessons and come back stronger in the Spring.


Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
4:01 PM

No love is right. Terrible, terrible job on the rankings Swami. You have a better chance of getting laid than we do finishing 8th, Mr. Flag Football Guru.

Swami Sez

registered poster
4:11 PM

I knew I could count on you to be bitter Belle :)

yo momma00:58 AM

honestly go get a life swami, youre a tool

2 Swami07:26 AM

Serious this is Flag Football you loser. I bet you are still a VIRGIN

D.O. 12:36 PM

is playin with TC

^^1:10 PM

what!!!!!!!! DO and Nunn....They are loaded.

NOVACAINE3:28 PM

has a BIG secret that cant be leaked yet, but you`ll see soon enough who recruits the best. A league you are f*cked

NOVACAINE3:32 PM

Dumbells is coming out the closet

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
4:18 PM

^^^^suck suck suck suck my ====>

LOL4:34 PM

this is funny

Hello 4:54 PM

What Dumbells meant was-
Suck my monster ======D ~ ~

DO & NUNN8:10 PM

WOW First Dre then Mike`s Brother, Then Mike Bumm and now DO!!! this crazy!!!!!!!!! they can easy score 40 pts a game. I cant wait to play them tho

nice..10:57 AM

TC vs MAGS week 1

Are you11:05 AM

sure about DO leaving Rejects for TC?

s**ky Guy11:29 AM

What ever happened to the best wanting to prove they are best by playing the best?

Why ...12:47 PM

try to play and become the best when you can recruit and just take the best from other teams. TC and the other recruiting teams should just create a tournament division seperate from the regular divisions. Who wants to pay to see these guys run the tables

Why3:35 PM

the hell are you scared? Just pull the upset or drop down to B wussy

Breaking News:4:50 PM

Triple Crown just picked up Grove from 7pts and Slash from Sharks...we are f*cked

Send them9:20 PM

to nationals already. we should send them to Redskins park to prepare.

swamisucksthelargeone00:17 AM

yo Swami, you`re a **** sucking all star, have fun getting your ass waxed this whole year, and you`ll find out who this is once I flip you the ball after I score, if you`re lucky

2 swamisucksthelargeone10:02 AM

If you know who this loser is please let me know. I would like to meet him on the field.

D.O. 12:49 PM

left the rejects because their QB from spring isnt playing

oh no6:50 PM

TC JUST SIGNED DO`s cousin too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xg8Z_dYu8I

Rex Ryan10:32 PM

if we don`t hurry up and sign his a!%, f*&$#!g Revvis will be running with f@#$!*g TC!

WOW!!11:13 PM

No love to either of the Spring Champs!!

MAGS @ 3
WOLVES @ 6

Should be a good season.

Swami Sez

registered poster
11:15 PM

@WOW!!

Both teams lost their best players. Mags lost Nunn and Wolves won`t have Jeremy as their QB on weeknights.

haha10:17 AM

was Nunn really the best player on the Mags?? I don`t think he even played on offense.

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:48 AM

lol... yea you right I wasn`t the best player but I was a problem!!! I`m not the best player on TC either! but I will be a problem!!! any bets

Matt
Magnums

12:52 PM

yeah mike definitely not our best player, what team were you watching last year?

he`ll be missed though def, esp when we lose 3 other defensive starters

^1:06 PM

Did TC pick them up also lol

THEN WHO?1:40 PM

Who was your best player then???????

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
1:57 PM

it was ROB!!! lol I`m just a good role player

Mike2:07 PM

is by far the best they had. Rob and Matt are decent

^2:08 PM

This kid is a idiot

My outlook2:22 PM

Mike Nunn=Overratted

Rob, Gibson, and their D-Line made that team what it was.

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
2:51 PM

Wow really!! you know what MY OUTLOOK is anonymous=***** in my book. Rob is a good team player but Gibson need to learn how to USE his WR a little more. The D-Line was good because of the coverage time will gave them! they didn`t win games by themselves. Overall the Mags defense played as a team but on offense Gibson just done his on thing! But Come Check me out tomorrow to see if I`m overrated!

^3:00 PM

yup his overrated and his ego is getting to big for a flag football league. Nunn you`re a great player and for those who think Mags won because of one player you`re a fool for thinking that. However, Nunn you play good bro but your taking this to the heart.

feelin himself3:09 PM

how many hours do you spend a day looking in the mirror Nunn

Bun B

registered poster
3:18 PM

Dear Me,
You are the most sexiest thing that has ever walk this earth!!

Love,
Me

Bun B

registered poster
3:18 PM

Dear Me,
You are the most sexiest thing that has ever walk this earth!!

Love,
Me

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
3:18 PM

how am I takin this to heart? y`all callin me overrated I show everybody love and this the thanks I get...lol

Bun B

registered poster
3:26 PM

Ay Yo!!! Mike Nunn what you need to do is holla at one of my B league teams because down here we all are overrated.

Predictionary3:45 PM

Novacaine 24 Chaos 7
Triple Crown 21 Magnums 10

Pre ****ed her3:52 PM

Caines 35-0
TC 21-17

^4:14 PM

Mags and TC game tomorrow should be good. I hope the Mags win it and slap it back on Mike Nunn face lol.

Novacaine got this.

Rob
Magnums
coach

4:15 PM

Mike was definitely a big player for us last season so there`s no denying that. Dude makes plays both sides of the ball.

At the same time I think losing 5 players sucks more than just losing Mike.

As for the "who was the best player on our team" argument - that`s a tough one. I think we epitomized the team approach where each week you had a different player stand out. One week it might be gibson, one week mike, one week rocket, one week matt.

Should be an interesting season with TC loaded, Wolves in full force, sharks back, and 7pt no longer rookies. Hopefully we can rebuild quickly.

^4:32 PM

Rob don`t you play in a few other leagues? It should easy for you to pick up some other players to fill in those 5 spots (only if you didn`t do that already). Good luck to everyone in A league this season. Looks to be a battle every week in one of the most competitive seasons I ever played in my 4 years in FCFFL.

Yup4:42 PM

Damn right "A" looks to be the most competitive EVER! Every team on there is a "A" league team, without any B league teams in the mix. But "B+" looks also to be on point also, but with 2-3 teams that need to be on "B" (Bulldogs,etc...), however FCFFL looks to be on top of it`s game.

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
4:45 PM

Yo Rob you left yourself out man why? You the reason why we won the ship player/coach and that`s why I said that you were the best player on the team! Thanks for lettin me ball with y`all man in two season we went 22-3 it was fun 1.2.3 MAGNUMS XLLLLLLLLLLargeee!!!!

pfff4:51 PM

7pt Spread is going to suck this season. 2-8 at best.

^9:59 PM

Agreed. This isn`t open anymore. No more cupcakes to beat up on then talk s**t on the message boards about.

^10:20 PM

you must play for a cupcake team

Rob
Magnums
coach

11:02 AM

Ha thanks Mike.

Looks like our matchup will have to wait until later in the season. We had trouble getting numbers for tonight so 7pt Spread was gracious enough to switch with us. Should be a good matchup. Good luck to both teams.

^11:19 AM

Bad move for 7pt Spread. A bunch of idiots for making that move.
TC 28 7pts 7

Rob
Magnums
coach

11:34 AM

Why? They would have to play them at some point this season anyway.

TC11:45 AM

will have plenty of rust too. Good time to play them before they hit their stride

Dennis Johnson "Scavs #13"11:48 AM

I rarely come on this message board, but I decided to check it out today. Dang, I guess my decision to not go back to the Mags was a good one. It seems like just about everybody on the team got credit for stepping up in games and being an asset except ya boy.....its cool though. I wish the Mags much success this season. Is there any "A" teams out there that has an open slot for another WR/DB

dre
Triple Crown

11:55 AM

tonight should be fun.. we kept our bark bowl team together plus a few other good additions. its always fun playing against the Grove and Cody, oh and i cant forget mr Indiana Jones himself aka tony. they should be a improved team after a season and bark bowl tournament. see yall dudes tonight.

@crybaby12:01 PM

you sound like a female

Rob
Magnums
coach

12:07 PM

Haha Dennis give me a break, I just rattled off some of the names that anonymous posters had already mentioned. Considering my whole post was about how we epitomized a team approach and different guys stepped up, that would include you (even if I didn`t specifically say DENNIS JOHNSON). The point was in my opinion it was tough to pick one guy who was the best player on our team because different people stepped up at different times (including you).

Dennis Johnson "Scavs #13"12:56 PM

Funny @crybaby. I expected to get a lame ass response from somebody up here. Good job for proving me right, lol. Yeah, I know Rob I felt like sounding like a female for a second, but it`s all fun and games man...lol. I do wish you guys luck this season though mayne.

And whoever you are "@crybaby" good luck this season too..Hell, good luck in life man because I see that you need that encouragement, maybe a role model to push you. I can help you find someone to look up to if you like, lol

@crybaby1:51 PM

so it was a lame ass response yet you felt like sounding like a female for a second?

good luck finding a team

Dennis J.
Scavengers

2:23 PM

The luck isn`t needed bruh

Which one 2:48 PM

was Dennis J?

Probably3:19 PM

the one you nobody noticed, since he on here crying about recognition!

baby@cry_nipple.com3:21 PM

Mike Nunn is the best. i have seen him play in person and have had the chance to play against him... mags will go 2-8 without him. And for Dennis J., I feel your pain... i have been trying to get on a team for two years now. but no one wants to pick me up knowing how bad Mike Nunn(weeknight legend) did me in... I had to learn how to run all over again bc my ankles were broken... but no need for me to cry! ANY TEAM WANNA PICK ME UP???? 6`4`` 210 WR/DB

holla at me!!!

NOVACAINE`s3:23 PM

center looks like a mutant rat

DRE?3:28 PM

Why hasn`t anyone talked about Dre? The midget can ball too. I don`t know how him and the other midget Mike Nunn make plays knowing that they are short, but they do it. TC will be a major problem this season

Novacaine3:29 PM

Heard they lost "Cube" but added some other ballers. Any confirmation?

and dont forget3:29 PM

toothless D.O.!

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
3:29 PM

LMFAO. Mutant Rat. He can snap the ball pretty well tho.

jaja3:33 PM

Novacaine has a little secret this year! And I mean "little". Midget Baller who is washed up!

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
3:37 PM

Find a new team to talk about. We`ll just be packing lips and smoking cigs on the sideline chilling like we always do.

Belles3:50 PM

Doesn`t your younger bro play for VT? Is he playing or redshirt?

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
3:51 PM

yeah, he`s a redshirt this year.

dre
Triple Crown

3:53 PM

yo dumbells when the next time we gonna go on a adventure in a blizzard?? haha. that was a funny azz night. thanks clipse...

dre
Triple Crown

3:59 PM

im glad nobody talking about me. ill let Mike Nunn and D.O. get all the coverage to them, thats only gonna mean i will be open. cant wait for tonights game.

break4:01 PM

a leg Dre... you slow anyway (w/no hands)

^4:01 PM

What number is your bro Dumbells? My younger bro is also playing for VT.

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach
4:04 PM

Not sure they give redshirts #`s? Brian Laiti is his name., plays LB.

@dre we got to soon! I`ve gone to see Clipse twice after that, and only Pusha showed up to one of those shows...those dudes never show lol.

Go Hokies5:40 PM

Dumbells brother is the real deal. He was a 3 star recruit who picked Va Tech over BC and WVU

2 Go Hokies6:27 PM

And where does he play now?

who cares!6:39 PM

where anyone plays this is flag football i heard novacaine got the vick brothers and everyone else from tech who couldnt quite make it to the NFL. Go CAINES!!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH 8:46 PM

Can we get some a game update?

Swami fast forward5:01 PM

The "A" division looks strong this season, possibly the strongest in a long time, which makes it tough to rank the teams going in. Keep in mind, even the teams at the bottom of this division are strong teams that would most likely flat out destroy any team in B+ or below, so don`t take this as me saying your team is weak. Well, unless of course you signed up to play "C" when you normally run in "B" *cough* *cough* Mutiny pussies *cough* *cough*








Triple Crown - Stop crying, they`re the favorites. Yes, I know, I know they lost to Rejects in the Spring and the Sharks in the Fall. But when you talk about the Triple Clown boys, there`s one thing you HAVE to know. They recruit better than ANYONE in the league, bar nunn. And yes, I spelled it that way on purpose because they landed themselves a big fish in recruiting Mike Nunn away from the reigning champion Magnums. Couple that with holding on to Dre for the fall (Although the Painhounds are running. I guess they registered too late for him again.) and the guys wearing the purple spandex t-shirts (seriously, who the HELL thought that was good look??) are looking deadly. Not since the 1980s Redskins has a team boasted such a formidible lineup of Smurfs as their starting wideouts. Big question mark - Kicker.



Sharks - After a solid showing at States last year, Slash and the boys are back and already looking past the Fall season and on to States and Nationals. That`s still more than enough for them to beat everyone except for Nickle Clown this year.



Magnums - Losing your best player hurts. It really blows when he goes to a competitor. Magnums will still be a force, but not enough to keep up with the Sharks or TC.



Rejects - Wow. These guys are SCREWED. I have it on good authority, that not only have they lost their starting QB for the fall, but their backup QB as well! Their only chance is to throw DohOverated at QB and let him go. Which, by the way isn`t a bad option. Mr. Overton has the reputation of being an excellent semi-pro QB and could be a big playmaker at that position for the `jects, but who the hell is he going to throw the ball too? I heard TC sent him an Edible Arrangement gift basket after the Bark Bowl, so maybe he`ll head over to the Purple Side too? Man, I`m telling you these guys know how to recruit.



7 PT Spread - Oh my God, I`m so excited that my favorite cheeseburger loving fat guy is back! No, not Bundy. Grove!! What`s the over under on Grove`s starting weight this fall? I think I`ll set it at 350 to start and see where how it gets bet going from there. In all seriousness though, 7PS can play, they showed us that in the Spring. They looked average in the Bark Bowl, beating teams they should and getting handled by the better teams. Same thing this Fall, A is a lot harder than Open and I think they`re going to find it out the hard way.



Wolves - Only putting them at 6 if they have 8 guys to play with. Can anyone confirm that? I mean, even if they only had 4 I`d rank them higher than Chaos, but that`s about it. Wolves have always been a good Sunday morning team, but they consistently struggle on weeknights, which makes me wonder why Los Lobos decided to take Sundays off this Fall and focus on weeknights.



Collision - The Gump Gang is good and always seems to sneak up on some teams, but I just can`t help but feel like with the level of competition in A this season that they`ll be seriously overmatched.



Novacaine - No Cube, No Love. Also, you`re still spelling your team`s name wrong Dummybells.



Badboyz - One trick pony. All the A teams already know how to beat you. Face it, you`re the United of the weeknight league. Too good for B, but not even close in A



Organized Chaos - Stepping up to A is going to be a painful experience for the Chaos guys, but one they need. If they truly want to be good, they`ll take their lumps this season, learn some lessons and come back stronger in the Spring.

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LOOKS LIKE BERMAN WAS SPOT ON!
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Swami Sez

registered poster
5:17 PM

I dunno about spot on, but I was close. Clearly I ranked Staph and the Sharks too high and Collision and Badgirlz too low.

Let me clarify5:19 PM

Chaos sucks gorilla balls and you called that.

D
Organized Chaos

11:14 PM

^Nice. You sir(?), are profound and strikingly accurate in your assessment.

Best wishes,

D

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