You asked for it, so here it is.  No whining, it`s just how I see it playing out.  First and foremost, I`m going to assume the Sharks get the final A playoff spot.  Why?  Cause I don`t want to play around with the various tie-breaker scenarios and it`s more fun for me to pick on Staph and Co.  I mean really, without DO the Jects are boring and how many Kung Fu Panda jokes can I make about Chaos before it gets old?  So, I`m going to say for seeding sake that the Sharks lose to Mags and beat the Rejects, making them the 8th seed in.

Triple Crown (1) vs Sharks (8) - This is honestly our boy Malcom Jamal`s worst nightmare come true.  The benefit of being the #1 seed is getting a nice creampuff opponent (or a bye) to get you to the next round.  That`s not the Sharks.  Yes, I realize all year they`ve sucked and everyone thinks they`ve packed it in.  Do you really think, for one moment that they won`t show up in full force to try and end it all with a big time win over the Yankees of the FCFFL?  I think they`ll show and put a scare into the Crown, and might even send them home in round one.  If anyone can do it, it`s the Sharks.

Mags (2) vs 7 Point Spread (7) - Yes, Mags get the second seed if they beat Sharks on Monday, do the math you`ll see I`m right.  Besides, this is sooooo much more of an interesting matchup considering these guys play each other in that JV league 7PS came from.  Nothing fancy here, Cheeseburger looks like he`s packed on even MORE weight from last season and isn`t looking impressive.  Mags come out and own these guys like Bundy owns stock in Dunkin` Donuts.

Collision (3) vs Novacaine (6) -Very good matchup here.  Last time these two met was the Hurriance Bowl where Collision got away with a 12-0 win.  Don`t look for the weather to bail out the Gump Gang this time.  Novacaine will make it tougher, but as someone mentioned earlier, without Cube or Joe, Dummybelles will be one and done.  Look for the #55 sucks posts to start within 10 minutes of the game being over.

Wolves (4) vs BadBoyz (5) - Making the assumption here that BadGirlz lose to TC tonight, either way these two teams are going to play each other.  Wolves look like their coming on at the right time and the girls look like they may be hitting the playoffs on a three game skid.  BTW, this will be a good game!  These two teams are 2-2 lifetime and in 3 of the 4 games the winner has only won by a point.  I`ve got Los Lobos winning by 1 again.

This is what we have been waiting on Swami.

Rejects + Chaos = B you later

BUN B

are u F*ckin ******ed? novacaines leading receiver isnt cube or joe. so obviously they have other weapons. fall back u dumb a$$ gump, u dont know ****.

Wow. Do you kiss ******** with that mouth? What`s wrong? Angry cause I didn`t pick your team to win? Awwww poor baby. Maybe a lollipop will help you feel better?

novacaine`s leading receiver isnt cube or joe because cube has only been to two games and joe has been hurt ******.

The Good,Bad, and Ugly for Swami Hater

Good: Your father understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

#2 on Novacaines leads the league in receiving, i don`t think that`s joe or cube.

joe and cube havent been to the games idiot.

So, to my foul mouthed friend, what you`re really saying is:

"Waaaaaaaaaaah! My vagina hurts! No one recognizes me as a great WR! Waahhhh! I tear up co-ed leagues!"

Did I get that right?

I sez you need to get a life ya douche.

I love your salami

Swami not sure if you are directing that toward my WR #2 but it is def not him on here hyping himself. Anyone who`s seen him play knows what he does on the field speaks for itself, and yes he is just as effective as Joe and Chase.

and DONEBELLS

Nah, I was fairly sure it wasn`t him either. I was directing it at the douche who couldn`t handle me saying y`all would lose cause you didn`t have Joe or Chase. For the record, I don`t care who wins any of these games. I just make a fairly inaccurate guess and spout off so y`all have something to argue and cry about ;)

Besides, I pick on y`all all the time and I don`t see you getting too worked up over it ;)

Please dont wink on a middle aged male messageboard....unless of course you like it up the dumper

all up in the ba dunk a dunk

Your breakdowns are boring as hell. You should have your registered poster suspended indefinitely for that horse cr*p of a write up! Go rumbling bumbling stumbling or whatever the f *** you do back to your cave.

Swami...are you on facebook...as Swami Sez?? LOL

I am indeed.

thats funny stuff swami.

aye swami, come to the field and talk that smack we`ll see what happens

My ***** is very small and I compensate by talking smack to people that are just trying to have fun.

good one scrub

swami gets hit by a bus infront of his ******

@ i hope - If I bother you that much, you should probably give up flag football and start therapy.

swami has got to be someone from Sharks...they dropped both games last night and only had one win this season, btw that W should have been a forfeit, if not for Slash`s skills with the deepthroat oh wait i meant deep-threat...cough, cough

@^ - I`m not sure I understand your logic? Sharks lost so I must play for them?

you dumbbell, in reference to your initial post

Because I thought they could beat TC? That`s not so much of a stretch, although your guess that I play for them is.

Swami do i pork ******** now or later?

I know TC/OC will prob be a horrible game, but Mags and Caines is gonna be intense!!

What you got in store for tonight?

OC gave TC a run for their money in the spring

Ahhh you`ll have to come out to Braddock Park at 8:30 tonight if you wanna see what we got in store!

Will Syntax be handling the halftime entertainment?

what you got in store for tonight?

maybe Swami you gotta come out and see for yourself

Oh I`ll be there, you make sure to look for me.

You`ll be there in stripes. I know your a ref and I even know which one.
Go Lakers!

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@Swam Lake - Yup, I`m sure you know exactly which ref I am.

Marky Mark got nothing on my boy Dumbells rap game.
I thought Arlington, Falls Church, or Alexandria were the hardcore areas of NOVA, but Burk...well...y`all keep it more gangsta than Great Falls . Let a brotha know if y`all need me to bring some girls to booty pop in the next video shoot....hollllaaaaaa