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ESPN

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11:05 AM

Fairfax, VA – In a unique turn of events Triple Crown has agreed to buy out the contracts of LOCS and DO. Questioned after seen emptying his locker, clearing out his office and addressing the team, LOCS was asked what was said to the team. LOCS responded, “We approached ownership with the notion of buying out our contracts and after weeks of negotiations we were able to come to an agreement. I was then made aware that the story had been leaked and would be published in the Washington Post sometime by the end of the week. DO and I just wanted to address the team and let them hear it from us as opposed to the press.”

We were able to get our hands on an excerpt from DO`s official press release, which is scheduled to be released first thing tomorrow morning. It states the following:

“With the collective bargaining agreement looming, we felt that we did not want to be in a situation where we could be locked out. Therefore, we wanted to take things into our own hands and start our own expansion franchise with me Willie Beamon cause I got the ladies feenin.”

When asked if there were any conflicts that lead to this decision LOCS replied, “No not at all. DO and I wanted to be owners that’s all. We wanted to keep TC in tact. That’s why we purposely didn’t approach anyone from TC to join us. DO and I wish those guys well. We’ll be rooting for them when they’re not playing us. Our intention is to have the top two teams in Northern VA going forward. With our squad being #1 of course. Here’s to a new rivalry.”

^^11:14 AM

Homos, talking about press releases. Nobody cares, it is flag football.

re:11:18 AM

I nominate for "worst post of the year"

^^11:19 AM

No one cares, it is flag football and you are talking about press releases, turrible!!

re^^11:20 AM

Someone cared. They asked for the confirmation and you`re taking the time to read it and respond so I guess that makes you just as g*y.

YES! 11:30 AM

This is going to make the A league much better! And on top of that we will have another good team to rep the FCFFL.

So LOCS/ESPN, who else will be joining this squad? I see that 7pt has split will they be in the picture for your "new" team?

ESPN

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11:41 AM

Roster and team name to be announced later. We do not have any 7 Point Players on our roster at this time.

^11:50 AM

Congratulations LOCS & DO. Hope you all do well.

AR player12:22 PM

LOCS - I think it`s a great idea to start a new team that will keep the A league competitive like always.

Cody- Did 7pt Spread really split up and join with the Magnums? or some made up lie?

Well Locs12:46 PM

So what will be your teams new name?

Here`s a few
• Bang Bro`s
• iSlap
• You Just Got Owned
• 12 Guys and A Cup
• Google Me B%tch
• Drunken Dares
• UHH...
• LOCS 3D
• North Korea
• Men Showering Together
• I FEEL PRETTY...
oh so pretty
• L.Y.D
(LOCS is YO DADDY)

team name12:54 PM

could be, "can`t get my logins straight"

CodyW
7 PT Spread
asst coach
12:55 PM

No truth to it...

spread em1:04 PM

Not what I heard. That big round ton of fun Grovey has been telling folks he and 2 others from his nova team need to change it up cause they dont get the love.

So...1:04 PM

Nows theres two teams that will run through the regular season and choke in the playoffs?

AB
7 PT Spread
1:15 PM

who is grovey?

ESPN

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1:18 PM

@Well Locs - That is hilarious. We have a team name but we could always use a good AKA.

^1:47 PM

"That big ton of fun Grovey"
he`s talking about Grove .

So Locs what`s your teams name?

^2:07 PM

should be "The Elite"

how about2:11 PM

softies?

slash2:13 PM

Locs u trying to let me run or u already have a qb????

^2:38 PM

not Slash

at Well Locs3:06 PM

Google Me B*tch - Hahahaha

SLASH
Greyhounds
3:16 PM

Yeah wasnt me. Pretty sure LOCS has a QB. thats probably one of the first pieces he got. Just so you know i dont advertise on the MB if i need a team or not all behind closed doors

LOST3:25 PM

Whats the "google me" joke?

ESPN

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4:13 PM

@Slash - Just some advice. I would suffix the term "behind closed doors" with either the term "Pause" or No Homo"

@Lost - You`re joking right. That was the funniest one. I`m checking with Tom on team name`s character length. I`m thinking "Team Name aka Google Me B*tch aka iSlap".

SLASH
Greyhounds
5:05 PM

Thanks ESPN

SLASH
Greyhounds
5:09 PM

No Homo

lost5:44 PM

I seriously have no idea what you all are talking about? especially with iSlap

lost again5:45 PM

and a roster or idea of who this "new squad" is would be cool if ESPN gets around to it

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa08:22 AM

LOCS is leaving Jeremy?
Does Jeremy get alimony?
I find this a little hard to believe but wow! Go ahead Tone-LOC!
As a spectator and following this league for a while now I can assure you LOCS is not coming into this with out a plan and good players lined up.
Should make A even more interesting.

^10:29 AM

LOCS didnt do a whole lot this season as he rarely played against teams that ran the spread offense and in the A division that is pretty much every team. Maybe he should go to B+ ;)

player10:33 AM

he still was 2nd in the league in sacks and only played in 6 games.

TC11:17 AM

won`t miss him

Player=Locs11:23 AM

The only person who keeps track of how many games they actually play is themselves. I am sure the other top guys missed some games too.

player 11:35 AM

i`m not locs but I play with him. i`m wondering why ur so worried about what the f*ck he`s doing? what`s ur credentials?

player11:37 AM

i`m not locs but I play with him. i`m wondering why ur so worried about what the f*ck he`s doing? what`s ur credentials?

re:player11:37 AM

I thought everyone on here says TC players don`t write anonymously..."Player" = Locs or someone else on TC. How would a non-TC player know how many sacks and games he played in?

Wilbon11:43 AM

Does this nean TC will bring back Swami?

player = dre12:43 PM

note the double posts

^2:52 PM

are the TC players the only names people know? what other people can you talk about? how about trying to NOT talk about tc for 1 week. possible?

^ ^3:19 PM

who do you suggest we talk about?
Ditos? Rejects? NovaCaine? yawwwnnnnn

Real question3:20 PM

Where is Swami?

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach
3:47 PM

Locs - say it ain`t so, I heard you were interested in acquiring one of my players. Just know he`s still under contract. Some might consider that tampering. LOL

Snoop Dogg4:02 PM

wit so much drama from the L-O-C
its kinds hard tryin keep playas playin, even on TC

everybody wanna get wit D.O & Dre
and you knew some deez coaches wuz gonna have sumthin to say

ESPN

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4:16 PM

It was stated that the Greyhounds would not be putting toghther a Spring team and that said player may be available. Said player was asked about the Greyhounds registering for the spring and he wasn`t sure that the Greyhounds would be entering either. Said player was then informed that if the Greyhounds would not enter then said player was welcomed to join. Said player said definitely if we don`t get in. Greyhounds are in. Investigation closed. #InsertLaw&OrderSoundBite

yo locs5:38 PM

Is Do playing QB? If so the kid is nice back there gotta arm and got moves. Let me know what`s up me and some of my tc boys will hop on the banwagon if there`s room

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:56 PM

Espn, When can I get my 10mins of fame? And Locs good luck this season homie. How much you paying D.O? you know I`m the leagues highest paid player! 1yr/100million......

tc00:34 AM

Is better off without those clowns. Still think 7pt repeats. They just play well together

Vick11:31 AM

another anonymous loser who likes to stir sh*t on the boards about TC, 7pt, Novacaine and other A league teams. Go get a job you bum.

Rams11:37 AM

It is a sad day for Novacaine as Mark Bendorf, who coached the Robinson football team for 14 years, announced his retirement.

^11:41 AM

I agree and whatever happen with Tom setting up the site that only log in users can reply back to log in users? keeping the whole anonymous people separate.

@ Locs - good luck with your new team

@ anonymous douche bag TC - look for Novacaine to do very well this season. Maybe win the whole thing lol, just saying

Yeah 12:05 PM

DO is playing QB for LOCS. you guys must have inside info or someone is leaking from the mouth

ESPN

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leader in sports
1:20 PM

DO is the back up QB. However, he is our defensive coordinator. Shall we move on to another team now?

Sweet1:41 PM

he is late to games, plays too far off, has bad pants

who1:48 PM

Is your qb then locs

Espn/LOCS11:39 AM

Sad day when all you do is reply to your own emails.. How old is thid dude any way..

???11:53 AM

@slash - what is the best way to contact you?

Swami Sez

registered poster
11:59 AM

DOh-verated and Malcolm Jamal starting their own team? WTF? It`s the Theo and ****roach show.

SLASH
Greyhounds
12:13 PM

Did anyone see the team name in the C League Fighting Unicorns are you serious.........

Rainbow Brite12:36 PM

it will be funny as hell when people say "yeah, we lost to the Fighting Unicorns".

Union12:40 PM

I think they came from the FXA league

watch out12:46 PM

for those guys. heard they picker up SEan B

^ LOL!1:00 PM

Kanye told me SEan B was a m__therF__ckin MONSTER

Swami Sez

registered poster
1:40 PM

Man is Locs gonna be pissed when he finds out his team name was taken.

Cage The Elephant 2:41 PM

I thought Locs picked his new team name to be
S.D.F.F ( Sex, Drugs, and Flag Football)

^^^huh?2:45 PM

wtf does that mean?

Cage The Elephant2:57 PM

Then again, if that name doesn`t work Locs always can go with
• Cousin Jeff and The Rest
• M.W.L.T ( Man Who Love Twilight)
• Harry Potter and the Magic of the Football Pants

^3:01 PM

hahahahaha Harry Potter and the Magic of the Football Pants.

D.O.
Novacaine

3:13 PM

Wr/db-keke reynolds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xg8Z_dYu8I
wr/db-DO
wr/db-Dj Johnson #19 on rejects last year
wr/db-tyson
db-jeff overton VHSL all decade team. arena football,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IIGqNjmE0g&feature=related

db/lb-junior scott umd,arena 1 richmond speed
wr/db-myron gaines norfolk st university
ol 6-7 tyree spinner MORGAN ST/UVA/ARENA

rest to be named later good luck to all be safe

good for you3:31 PM

i imagine these guys will def show up each week for a flag game

Kayne West3:34 PM

Let`s have a toast for the douchebags,
Let`s have a toast for the *******s,
Let`s have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let`s have a toast for the jerkoffs
That`ll never take work off
D.O, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

damn4:15 PM

that`s a beast of a team

To DO4:50 PM

who the hell is throwing the ball to you guys??? you can have all that talent but you still got to have someone get you the ball

SLASH
Greyhounds
5:06 PM

I will be slinging the rock for DO and LOCS team. They made an offer I couldn`t refuse

SEan B5:08 PM

I have a contract to kick. They heard i could boot it 10-15 yards

hell yea5:16 PM

Yo slash when you miss atleast 4 games who`s playing QB? And D.O is dre playing with y`all that`s da word on da block tc need to let his ass go! Da last time they won a ship was without him! Is Mike Bum Nunn`s going back to da mags? If this happens TC will atleast make it to da ship



SLASH
Greyhounds
5:22 PM

Yo get your facts straight. I didnt miss any games last year on weeknights.....Jealously is a female trait playa

Hmmmmm5:23 PM

Seems to me that during all those highlight videos, had any of them been wearing FLAGS, they would have been pulled at the line of scrimmage. Just saying.........

yo5:27 PM

you got that right. different animal here



5:34 PM

I will be making sure Slash has time to sling that rock!

ESPN

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leader in sports
5:38 PM

Hey it`s an office party going on

i guess5:39 PM

He will have no time then



5:39 PM

nothing better to do on a Friday till 5...lol

@ WiLL5:46 PM

your like Tommy from The MARTIN Show "Oh man, please. You ain`t got no JOB"

no5:47 PM

chance W1ll



5:58 PM

lmao at ya`ll. to the last 3 posts
1your right I never give my Qb a pocket or time
2I`m always working
3and no chance at what?

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
8:19 PM

My man Locs is on a mission to take over I see! Yo D.O make sure that Chuck throw you more than hitches and slants...lol This season I`ma lead the league in Rec. TD`s and YAC Jeremy now can focus on the Mike G.& Mike Nunn as his first option. I’m ready to take over! ESPN give us your preseason breakdown

Uncle Elroy8:49 PM

Give us a break down nephew

who cares9:38 PM

videos are cool and all but most qb`s out here never played hs qb and they are smoking all yall so keep up the hype

yo mike nunn00:08 AM

Look like slash was doin something right when you guys played on the pitbulls cause y`all won the ship. Ask jeremy how going long every play worked at states vs power

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
11:47 AM

Yea you right Chuck had Me,Chase,Luke & Tyson and on Defense we had flag pullers old school players that made plays. Chuck had a team of players that listen I just hope that they respect him back there like we did.

forgot12:00 PM

and whitboy shane balling with us from pitbulls

Nunn4:45 PM

stop tooting your horn; how many championships has TC won with on squad? Do your job homey

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
6:49 PM

Dude you funny, This was my first season with them! I did my job homie the kicker didn`t! I got some hardware with TC a weeknight championship will come turst me. How many ship you got homie so I can catch up? I was a part of championship last spring with the Mags and when I was with them I did my JOB! Big up`s to Rob and Da Crew

Uncle Elroy7:15 PM

Look here nephew, just play the your game and stop blaming the kicker. How about when WR start catching passes over, are you going to blame your Dad for not blessing you with long legs. Just do you nephew.

Uncle Elroy7:17 PM

Look here nephew, just play your game and stop blaming the kicker. How about when WR`s start catching passes over your little body, are you going to blame your Dad for not blessing you with long legs. Just do you nephew.

Maybe....7:20 PM

we should stop talking about Locs and TC`s non-registered teams. The question is when all these A league teams from last year (TC, 7 pt. spread, Wolves, Badboyz) register who is going to be bumped down to B+? And for that matter where the hell are the Hokies, Situation or NOVAs from the fall weeknights last year? Hokies not going to man up and move to A? Is Union officially done?

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
8:23 PM

Uncle Erica, kick Rocks you unknown bum! what team you play for? oh let me guess a better team then the one that I play for right? New year New season with New management. See you in March HOE A S S!! I`m BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Uncle Elroy10:18 PM

Look nephew, if it wasn`t for your legs you`ll be walking on your n u ts. I was trying to be nice Gary Coleman, but looks like your ego is bigger then your hight. Oh I play for TC.

Matlock10:36 PM

when are u d-bags gonna realize double post = lil` Dre
which means Dre is talking **** about Nunn
Now who looks dumb? Locs team is gonna win that ship Nunn keeps yappin about (chihuahua ass lookin self)

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:37 PM

How was you being nice? let me know Uncle E.lol.. I know who you play for now only a couple of people call me Gary Coleman.

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:51 PM

Matlock what type of drugs you on? Locs team will not win the ship this year!This maybe true in a couple seasons but not this year! Log in if you play for TC and Matlock Log in so I can show you how this Beverly Hill Chihuahua gets down!

Matlock11:25 PM

Nunn, why is it so hard for you to accept the fact that you are your only fan?
Mags don`t miss you and your own team is talking ish to you.
YAP YAP YAP!

in the business 12:33 PM

we call that a ZING!

W. O. W12:47 PM

Did he just say "if it wasn`t for your legs you`ll be walking on your nuts" hahaha that`s hilarious.

Sundays1:16 PM

MIke N, are the Scavengers playing in the Sunday league?

Mike Nunn AKA 75%
Triple Crown
asst coach
2:52 PM

lol... MatLock is of the hook.. but yea we playing on Sunday.

Uncle Elroy12:39 PM

Look here nephew, loved your Volkswagen commercial last night, so from here on I`m going to stop calling you Gary Coleman and change it to baby Dark Vader.

^^^12:40 PM

LMMFBAO!!!!

@ Uncle Elroy12:51 PM

That`s some funny sh**!

dre
Triple Crown

4:57 PM

i dont do anonymous posting.. if i got something to say to somebody i say it. no matter if its a teammate or not. and when was the last time i had a double post? haha

dre5:57 PM

i dont do anonymous posting.. if i got something to say to somebody i say it. no matter if its a teammate or not. and when was the last time i had a double post? haha

Miller
Greyhounds
6:00 PM

^^^^^ thats pretty funny lol

nice6:52 PM

def lol

^^^^7:22 PM

Lmao!!

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