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Fighting Unicorns #211:16 AM

What do yall think?

definltey11:29 AM

the unicorns. tough defense, explosive offense.

Who are the 11:35 AM

Fighting Unicorns ?????

Serious?1:03 PM

Obviously the Fighting Unicorns, I heard half of them trained at the Shaolin Temple. 3 of them is currently part of a Swat team, 1 of them is running for president. Be very afraid.

LMAO2:10 PM

Who are The Fighting Unicorns!

Only the best team in flag football history YOU IDIOT

Fighting Unicorns2:45 PM

There are rumors that FU#2 is Chuck Norris`s son. Scary.

Yo Yo Yo2:48 PM

Fresh, white and blue uniforms
its who? dawg its the fighting unicorns
we a crew, taking over the C League
cuz it`s easy, **** we could even beat TC
and The Mags cuz they f*gs, f*ck a 7pt spread
spread is what their b*tches legs do, while their giving head
to them UNI`S! yeah we making mad noise
f*ck the Pens and Banditos and the ******f-in Badboyz
How to kill the A League, I`m the verbal demonstrator
Take Hollywoods girl then I go and Penetrate her *pause*
Like I did the Penetrators,
I though ya`ll played with Chaos? Guess you just a bunch of traitors
So who gets on their knees next? to suck and pay us respect?
I guess that`d be the Rejects, why ain`t ya`ll left the league yet?
And who the **** is KDaw? I can`t even pronounce it
you all won`t win a game, that`s my only damn announcement
except to say, Novacaine looks like they`re half ******ed,
and the best team that`s never won a game is the Spartans,
And ya`ll talking like they champs, but i think you all just chumps,
Fighting Unicorns #1, and I`m done

PEACE

Dude2:52 PM

The Fighting Unicorns just ripped everyone!!! TAKEOVER!!

Wow2:52 PM

that was gayer than AIDS

Fighting Unicorns #12:54 PM

Naaahhh bro I ripped that. Sick of all the haters and doubt. WE COMING. Word to my boy Fighting Unicorns #2.

LOL Guy. 3:07 PM

Holy smokes! You pole smokers actually tried to throw down some lyrics? You turd smugglers are about the worst window lickers on here. I predict your team gets reamed in the anoose all year long.

No Ma`am #13:12 PM

Wow... as if they weren`t enough reasons to talk bad about C league...

getting old3:30 PM

Fighting Unicorns barely went .500 in fxa. How`d they do in the playoffs last night? No new C league team talks this much.

FXA sucks.

Fighting Unicorns #23:34 PM

Chyyeaah boy get used to it cuz we ain`t going no where. ERRRone too scared to respond, Dumbells, Hollywood, LOCS, Mike Nunn ALL DEM! LEZZZ GO!

Fighting Unicorns #13:40 PM

CHYEAHHH!!! WE OUT HERE!!

MC A!3:42 PM

Aww s***, get your towels ready it`s about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on ********f***ing toes
We running this, let`s go
I`m on a boat (I`m on a boat)
I`m on a boat (I`m on a boat)
Everybody look at me `cause I`m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I`m on a boat (I`m on a boat)
I`m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the ******f***ing boat (boat, yeah)
I`m on a boat ******f***er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can`t stop me ******f***er cause I`m on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I`m on a boat, B**** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it`s so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I`m flipping burgers, you at Kinko`s
Straight flipping copies
I`m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s***
The dolphin`s splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain`t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I`m on a boat, ******f***er, don`t you ever forget
I`m on a boat and
It`s going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I`m the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you`re on the shore,
then you`re sure not me-oh
Get the f*** up, this boat is REAL!!!
f*** land, I`m on a boat, ******f***er (******f***er)
f*** trees, I climb buoys, ******f***er (******f***er)
I`m on the deck with my boys, ******f***er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, ******f***er
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I`d be on a boat
It`s a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I`d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f***ed a mermaid
I`m on a boat
I`m on a boat
Everybody look at me `cause I`m sailing on a boat (woaah)
I`m on a boat
I`m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaf***in` boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

I think4:32 PM

I speak for everyone when I say, I hope that boat goes down like the Titanic (or like FU does), with you and every copy of the sh*t you call lyrics!

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