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Swami Sez

registered poster
9:49 PM

I realize this is an "A" division discussion, and much like my all-time favorite poster ARG, I don`t dabble in the WNBA or the C League as the competition levels are about the same, but I would be remiss if I didn`t at least give a nod to what I believe may be the best team name ever. The Fighting Unicorns. Not because it`s an ultra-cool or sheik name, or because they`re using a pansy sounding name to play up the irony of how tough they are, but simply because they are living up to the expectations of a C League team. C is for pansies (where the hell is Mutiny?) and the only way they could have named their team anything that implies pansy more is to have called themselves the Justin Bieber`s and worn Rainbow Brite t-shirts for uniforms. Well done ladies. Anyway, speaking of Bieber-fever, I know you ALL want to know where I`ve ranked Triple Crown this pre-season so let`s get to it!

1. 7 PT Spread - God, the fat jokes here are endless. Who weights more honestly? Grove or their QB? Either way, these guys are the reigning champions, and until someone knocks them off they deserve to stay in the #1 spot. I think the biggest concern for these guys is getting their key personnel to every game. They didn`t have their starting QB at the beginning of last Fall and it definitely hurt them, but they bounced back higher than Grove-burger on a trampoline and finished on top.
2. Collision - I`m so tired of making the Gump joke with these guys. They`re good, pure and simple. They played TC down to the 2 point conversion last year and they`re always in the mix for the top spot in any league they play in.
3. Triple Crown - Let`s see here. Nickleback is a 4 piece group. Lose three of those key pieces (DO, Locs and Dre) and what are you left with? A grown up version of Justin Bieber. Here`s the key question for the Crown this year. Can Jeremy Bieber`s arm backup Mike Nunn`s mouth? I mean, look, is Mike a nice athlete? Sure. Is he 4`2"? Almost. He might run past a lot of the coverages in this league, but who the hell can see him once he gets that far downfield? And with the losses of D.O., Locs and Dre there are a lot of holes this Spring. Sure, Locs being gone means Ocho-Homo can come back and play below average on both sides of the ball and Jeremy`s arm is like a middle-aged man driving an over-priced sports car, it compensates for a lack of talent elsewhere, but I have my doubts.
4. Spartans - Clearly the most TALENTED team in the league, but that doesn`t necessarily translate into `ships (see Nicklecrown Fall 2009-present). They`ve definitely brought a formidable lineup including D`Ohverated, Locs, D.O.`s brother (who I`ve been told is just nasssssty good), in addition to nabbing DJ from the Rejects, Will the dancing bear, Tyson and Staph at QB. I mean honestly, it`s a who`s who of messageboard all-stars! Here`s the #1 problem I see. DO said he`s got a lineman who`s 6`7" and Will is what, at least 6`2"? How in the HELL is Staph going to be able to read coverages behind those guys? I mean Christ, Manute Bol might be able to but Chucky`s going to have to take the snap 20 yards back just to see the linebackers!
5. Novacaine - I`m assuming Belle is bringing the same team back this year, and hopefully getting Cube back full time. If they do, they`ll be solid. Look for the Rams, I mean `caines, to possibly move up in the rankings if they get their boy Macho back (or maybe Percy Harvin if the NFL locks out) now that the Redskins (and the NFL) are done for a while.
6. Badboyz - Same old team, same old trick plays. They`ll get a few Ws here and there because they play hard and have some athletes, but they are way past being elite with the level of competition in this division.
7. Greyhounds - ONA (Ole Noodle Arm for the uninitiated) gets Dre back! Woohoo! It`s like rats deserting a sinking ship they way players are leaving TC. Only problem is Dre jumped in a dingy full of holes. H`Wood has always been a great DB, but as a QB he`s shaky at best. Everyone plays up and contain on him because he can`t hurl the rock far enough to command any respect. Woody`s feet and Dre`s speed will get them a few wins, but look for the Painhounds to be at the bottom of the league this year.
8. Rejects - Two seasons in a row these guys have picked up the league`s best new player (See Spring 2010: D.O. and Fall 2010: D.J.) and two seasons in a row they`ve lost said player to a cut-throat collection of free agents that would make the Yankees blush. The big question here isn`t where are they going to finish, but who are they going to pick up this season that will leave them in the Fall.
9. Banditos - These guys are solid, and are coming off a good showing at States, but the talent level this season will be too much for the robots. They still need to pick up an elite talent level guy at the WR spot and possibly at CB to really take it to the next level.
10. Kdaw Warriors - Geeze guys, A? Really? Look, change your name if you want, but you`re still the Hokies and you`ve never played at an A level. I guess you gotta make the jump sometime so I applaud you for trying, but you`re really going to take your lumps this season.

Thank you Swami!10:00 PM

I now feel complete.

good posting09:07 AM

i think you give the hounds too much credit. They got there a**** handed to them a few times in B+ last season

Locs you funny homie!!09:28 AM

I think that Groove is bigger than their QB but got game when he gtes the rock! Hard to stop bigboy once he get to moving. Collision will win 5 games and lose in the first round of the playoffs. TC lost won game last year but they will lose atleast 2 or 3 this season and plus without D.O Locs they will turn into a better team on both sides of the ball. I thoughout Dre was still playing with TC? if not that makes them that much better 3ego`s gone. Locs team will win 6 games 3seed going into playoffs but will lose in the semi- like 7pts did last spring. NOVA will make it to the chapionship this springs its their season with CubeBoy back. Do not sleep on the Kdaw Warriors they fast and they can pull flags which is the most important thing. All the other team will play hard but will have a losing season. Thanks You Swami!

Vincent Vega09:37 AM

I know a thing or two about a thing or two about Dre and Mike Nunn my friend. Both don`t appreciate being called Little, Short, or Gary Coleman look a likes. Better yet, they rather be referred as Teletubbies.

D.O.
Novacaine

09:37 AM

Yall dudes with this ego thing is funny. Can tell you first hand nobody had bad attitude or ego on TC last year not dre, locs, do, mike. We all knew it was only one football everybody on team did what they were asked without complaining. Chemistry was just off at times. good luck to all.

Kdaw Warriors 09:59 AM

I think I will sleep on a team that has a 14-21 record the past 4 seasons

okay Math Wiz10:11 AM

that a 66.3% W record...not bad by my acct:

Uncle Elroy10:16 AM

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there`s a 90% probability you`ll get it wrong. Good write up.

Wondering...10:26 AM

UM.... 14-21; as in 14 wins and 21 losses?!? Not quite 66.3% W record Math dude! WOW.

Robinson Rams10:36 AM

Rumor is that the Canes picked up Chris Warren (google him if you do not know who he is).

yea10:37 AM

dude, thats not solid, dont know why everyone is so high on them. Not discounting there win in B+ but they also lost a decent amt og games

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:37 AM

@Swami you a funny dude man but you right about getting lost on deep right. This was my first season with TC and timing between QB/WR is very improtnat in this league but it will be a lot better this season. I do feel if you wanna win Ego`s do play a role but it didn`t effect our play when we were on the field. We had so many weapons that it was hard to get everybody involved every game but we play every game with the attention to win and like D.O said it was our chemistry that got the best of us.

^10:50 AM

So who`s Dre playing with?

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:58 AM

As far as I know TC! He haven`t said anything to me about him leaving the team.

okay Math Wiz11:05 AM

I`m still waiting on your updated calculations

14 wins out of 35 games is...

Uncle Elroy11:07 AM

Mike whats the deal with the Scavengers on Sunday?

AH me getta my maff wronga11:33 AM

40% still not bad tho

AH me getta my maff wronga11:33 AM

40% still not bad tho

yo dre excuse me you dre11:35 AM

do you think you can buy me a bottle of rose-AYY

Double posting Dre is baaaaacccckkkkk

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
11:36 AM

We are playing getting everybodys money first homie. You looking for a team Uncle Elroy?

Swami Sez

registered poster
2:48 PM

My insider sources tell me Dre is running with the military this season (or at least part of it). Good luck and stay safe little man.

How do3:44 PM

the caines have connections with NFL players??

^ ^ 3:58 PM

school and/or work. same way that a lot of guys are friends with eddie royal, evan royster, gody grimm, etc. just those guys still play. not to mention half of the caines played in college somewhere.

dre
Triple Crown

4:19 PM

nah i didnt make that post. haha.. my double post days are long gone. those were from the days of posting from my old phone. Yes im still running with TC as my log in shows and no i wont be here for the entire season.

Tom Brady4:27 PM

Good luck out there Dre. Thanks and be safe.

Canes4:50 PM

connections can be traced back to their Robinson High School days.

dre
Triple Crown

5:15 PM

thanks for the support. but i agree with DO.. nobody had a ego problem on our squad. none of us complained about stats or anything like that. we just didnt play our best ball in a few games that hurt us. i think that was the best group of talent ive ever seen in this league. we just didnt win it all.. good luck to everybody.

Come On Dre08:47 AM

"Best group of talent the league has ever seen"? Sounds like something Danny Synder would say after yet another Skins` season has gone wrong thanks to fantasy football like free agent team building.

reread his post dummy09:06 AM

He said I think that was the best group of talent I`VE ever seen. Not the league has ever seen.

Hey dummy 10:03 AM

Why does it matter if it is the best group of talent "he" has ever seen or the "legaue" has ever seen? The point of the post is still the same.

IM A10:07 AM

Dummy I guess. You`re right.

dre
Triple Crown

5:02 PM

i meant what i said homie.. i been in this league for a long time now. so ive seen some teams come and go. ive played with and against some good players. but that team had the best collection of talent ive ever seen in this league. like i said.

yo5:47 PM

there is the Magnums...grabbing that late spot. Who else? Chaos where you at?

Is FRIDAY!!!5:58 PM

@ Dre - I agree with you. Eventhough you guys didn`t win any ships together, Triple Crown had some and still has some of the best players in the league.

@YO - Chaos should sign to B. THINK ABOUT IT.

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
6:20 PM

Yo Dre I will hold it down until you get back homie! GMU all day....lol

yo6:30 PM

nah, they can hang. If there was a B+ i would say sign there

HOLY HELL BATMAN!8:37 PM

12 TEAMS IN A! IS THAT A RECORD? WE ARE ONE LEGIT LEAGUE. TOO LEGIT! TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!

@Swami8:43 PM

Need to update your predictions homie.

Swami Sez

registered poster
10:42 PM

*sigh* Holy B State Ships Batman. Now I get to fact in two teams who each have a B state title? Okay, let me think on it for a bit.

Well,09:40 AM

what`s the hold up TOMi Sez?

Salami says07:57 AM

hurry the hell up with that write up!

@ Swami11:59 AM

Dont you think you should be a little Darker and have Dreads and wear a 92 jersey.. Dude you got to much time to be ESPN, Swami, and Loc`s...

TC12:53 PM

Nickleback is a 4 piece group. Lose three of those key pieces (DO, Locs and Dre) :

1. Dre is not leaving
2. Locs is NOT a key piece. I actually thinnk this makes them stronger.
3. D.O. made some key plays when he showed.

So, they may actually be losing 1/2 a piece. More like Chad Kroeger getting a hair cut. However, with some key additions returning, with the departure of Locks, may be even better. Guess we will see.

Swami Sez

registered poster
10:17 PM

With the addition of Magnums and Pens, here`s my revised rankings:

1) 7PTS - Still the champs, still #1
2) Magnums - Damn solid team with a ton of experience and `ships (A Spring 2010 and B States 08) to back it up. Look for them to smoke that Kat Williams looking Mike Nunn every chance they get when they run up against TC.
3) Pens - Don`t care what you say, a 2010 B State Championship is better than everyone else in this division (aside from Mags and TC`s run to the A Final Four several years back). Kung-Fu Panda and his QB Bernie Mac should do well this Spring and be in the mix for the ship at the end of the season.

Nothing else changes, slide everyone down accordingly. And don`t come to me *****ing about so and so`s team and the great athletes they have, blah blah blah. Theses two teams are State Champions. This is pre-season, things will change, but for right now they`ve earned the respect and deserve to be ranked as such.

timberlake10:53 PM

magnums, novacaine, and banditos all in the same league. a lot of hair gel on the fields at one time, duuuude.

WOW!!!10:58 PM

Looks like Swami hate Mike Nunn...lol What he do to you Swami? please explain

garbage11:03 PM

swami, lost respect for you with pens ranking. pens had a mixed team down in states and had a great seed with a random first round bye.

Swami Sez

registered poster
11:42 PM

@WOW!!! - Nah, he`s just an easy target.

@garbage - Hrmmm...I`m looking at their championship photo and I see maybe, and I mean MAYBE one or two guys that I haven`t seen play for them before. And as for your great seed/random bye argument, no one wins at States without a decent draw. M&G had a pretty easy first couple rounds last year too, doesn`t mean they don`t deserve respect.

curious09:00 AM

how does a title in b look better than playing in a every year? Kudos to pens though, hope they do well.

yo09:23 AM

i agree. Good job winning states! Def dont see them finishing any better than 5 spot

please09:34 AM

TC is going to stomp out all 3 of those teams by at least 2 TDs a piece. Swami, you are a f*cking idiot.

states09:43 AM

Everyone in the picture plays for Pens. A couple guys will only play Sunday or weeknight though. Half the teams in B states got a bye. nobody was gonna beat them that weekend. 1 extra game or not. they just found ways to win in the end.

As for how they will do this season. I`d say theyre good enough to compete for a top 3 spot but they play close games so every mistake they make could cost them a game. they will probably finished 4th or 5th.

Still10:06 AM

Swami/Espn/Loc`s has no clue.. Thats why he has 3 diffent registered accounts and is up late at night writing gay news articles..

lol11:37 AM

Pens are just CHAOS weeknight team. Their QB got abused in A last fall, if you think things will change, you are sadly mistaken.

to lol11:41 AM

Pens and chaos split. theyre now two different teams. chaos is in b. i dont think any of the guys who won states are playing with chaos.

lol11:46 AM

ok, well what I said is that the most of Chaos LAST FALL, makes up the Penetrators team now. So put 2 and 2 together.

Guess 12:40 PM

Swami/ESPN/Locs like to erase messages outing his multiple logins..

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach

1:15 PM

You`re obession with me is quite g*y son. You`re like one of my ex-bitter girlfriends. Although I`ve already admitted that I am ESPN, can you admit that you were molested as a kid? Maybe your molestor was a big black guy causing your obsession with me. I have some good shrinks you can talk to homie.

On another note, I`ll never reveal Swami`s identity. Most of you would be surprised if you knew who he is. Just know that Swami wished he looked as good as me. HAHA

Yup1:20 PM

Lmao! Is it because Swami revealed himself to you?

I for one also know who`s Swami and Locs is right about the looks lol.

hey LOCS1:39 PM

Who is your QB gonna be?

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach

1:41 PM

Slash is our QB.

@Locs1:48 PM

I thought you going to show us a pic of your teams new jerseys.
Get on your ESPN log in and start interviewing players. A little bored out here.



1:54 PM

LOCS I am rollin over here at my desk...maybe your his idol?

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach

2:00 PM

@Will - or didn`t get to sign the 92 jersey that he promised for his kid.

@@Locs - Probably start the show back up the Monday of opening week to hype things up a lil.

Guess2:04 PM

Looks like when you throw a rock into a crowd the only one that yell`s is the one that’s hit.. Swami/ESPN/LOCS.. Ohh forgot your new gay name "King Leonidas" as for being raped you should look in the mirror and go find that Rhino that slept with ********..
You must have forgot last season when your multiple logins didn’t work one day..
Pathetic, replying to your own post.
We all know you could find better use of your time.. How about investing in some Rogain and massaging that **** in your scalp where your locs are missing.. You look like Stevie Wonder, wonder where the rest of your damn hair is!!

Swami Sez

registered poster
2:04 PM

Locs, thanks for keeping my Clark Kent between you and me homie. As for wishing I looked like you? Nah, don`t get me wrong, you`re one Rico Suave ******, no homo, but I like me for me.

circa 20092:23 PM

didnt LOCS call someone and post there pic back then? repeat!

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach

2:51 PM

@thegayguessdude - I usually don`t respond to the mentally disabled but I have some downtime today so I`ll give you 5 minutes. 1. Bald spot not me, I`m sure your girl is one of the ones on the sidelines telling me "I like your locs". 2. You are a fool if you didn`t think my logins worked that day. I mistakenly clicked my login instead of the ESPN login on one of the questions. Still showing your g*y azz obsession with me. You`re imagination is mind-boggling. You’re probably the type that got your girl thinking you’re dealing with weight but in reality got fronted an eight ball. Probably effed that up too. You’re five minutes is up son.

Comeback?2:54 PM

Son?!?!?
LOL!!!

Uncle Elroy3:01 PM

CHECKMATE!!

bringing3:20 PM

the dope into the mix...classy

SLASH
Greyhounds
3:20 PM

Get em Locs......



3:26 PM

AND........still lmao!

looks 3:44 PM

like a good old circle jerk for team spartans

fap4:18 PM

fap

Wow4:24 PM

So locs got called put and tried to defend his ******ed replies by some how bringing drugs into the post?? Never knew he was Rick Ross too.. LOL!! Looks like that will be another login post for him..

Crazy4:26 PM

Y`all going hard.. That **** was hilarious

King Xerxes4:41 PM

There will be no glory in your team. I will erase even the memory of Spartans from the histories of flag football! Every piece of D.O`s football pants shall be burned. Every historian, and every fan shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Spartans, or Leonidas, will be punishable by footballs being thrown to your nuts by Jeremy.   The world will never know you existed at all!

Badboyz4:49 PM

ya`ll want some rocks...holla at our center...he pitching all day

word4:57 PM

ill get at ya when we play. bring dat heat

dre
Triple Crown

6:09 PM

man all yall dudes too funny..im gonna miss this while im gone.

^6:11 PM

When you leaving?
How long you been in the military?

dre6:46 PM

U got a short stay? Hahaha. Be safe!

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
7:40 PM

Locs tell me who Swami is please becasue I`m getting tired of the short jokes!....lol

Swami =7:53 PM

BUNDY!!!

Really is8:03 PM

It really is Bundy don`t know how to prove it to you all, but the above person is right. It really is good`ol Bundy from The Truth...

Al Bundy
The Truth
coach
8:38 PM

Oh hell no. I don`t care that much about the weeknight league. Besides, I`m not 6`3" with awesome dreds.

Well,9:22 PM

The fact that your team is not even in the weeknight league and you responded in under an hour means you care enough to monitor the board very closely. So, you obviously have some vested interest. SWAMI!!!

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach

9:26 PM

@Bundy - LOL Very funny mofo.

@Mike - I`m no snitch. Snitches get stitches. I lmao daily thinking about DO wanting to go HAM cause he called him ****roach until I had to explain to him that ****roach was Theo`s best friend on the Cosby show! Mike hit me up you might be the first guest this season.

Swami = Bundy9:59 PM

I seen Swami Sez log in on the Harrisonburg Flag Football website just as I seen Al Bundy log in name too. If anyone likes to jump on everyones site is defently Bundy. Then again, it could be Tyson but Bundy is for sure Swami.

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:24 PM

lol.... Might be come on Locs I been trying to get my spotlight for a couple season now. Dont let me down homie I need my 10mins of fame!...lol

Harrisonburg FFL10:47 PM

I just saw a question on are board asking the identity of Mr.Swami Sez. I will agree that it could be AL Bundy because I have seen his log in on our site many times but Swami Sez is no other than my homie Tyson lol. Sounds like him and talks like him.

let me say it again to you idiots07:31 AM

WHO CARES WHO IT IS? It makes this board better and entertaining. Without LOCS/ESPN or BUNDY/SWAMI we would have no REAL entertainment so shut the f()ck up and quit trying to guess who it is when you could just enjoy it for what its worth.

Miller
Greyhounds
08:44 AM

Could you imagine Bundy with dreds?

Lumpy
Greyhounds
09:45 AM

Only if he wore a tie dye shirt with a picture of Bob Marley on it.

Grove6:50 PM

Spartans need to be ranked #12 till they win a game. Good luck Dre with your military endeavour. 7pt with a great addition that could be the key ingredient in defending the crown. Looking forward to the spring. Get your hands right, and legs ready! Spread going end to end #1

^^8:02 PM

Grove has a login dip****! nice try.

spread8:53 PM

what great addition do you speak of mr grove? did they get D.O.?

Grove9:53 PM

Lol I do have a login but I got a new computer at work (only time I hit the boards) Have to get Tom to reset it. Either way I`ll have to check with the captains ( Cody and Chaz) to see if I`m allowed to speak on it. I`ll just say a very good all around player and one who addresses our biggest weakness. Either way I hav as much respect for D.O and locs but one thing I learned playing in this league is that it`s not all about having the strongest and most athletic players (notice I didn`t say talent) cause that`s a loosely used term, much like when yall say some has great hands. But chemistry matters as much in this league as anything. Until the Spartans not the guys that make up the Spartans win some games we can`t crown them as a top tier team. No diss just wanna see what they do as a team before we crown them.

allow me to re-introduce myself07:35 AM

My name is HUMPTY and Grove you just Dumpy. Jersey`s on you look like oatmeal...LUMPY!

Let me say it here and now F()ck 7pt. F()Grove! and any all ya`ll m()fucas that ain`t down with us...yo F()ck you too!

dre
Triple Crown

08:42 AM


^^
Yo my man you never introduced yourself in the first place.. Who are you?

dre08:43 AM

^^
Yo my man you never introduced yourself in the first place.. Who are you?

LoL08:44 AM

^ JUST F***ing with you Dre lol

D.O.
Novacaine

08:45 AM

@ Grove i believe this will be a very tough season for all teams. Our biggest obstacle wont be chemistry but learning to play this style of flag. Cant have more chemistry than your brother and best friends just have to adjust to slash. Much respect to all teams this year gonna be interesting.

King Xerxes 09:16 AM

[D.O nods. King Xerxes removes the football pendant from around his neck, and presses it into D.O hand]

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel. Kneel before me D.O and I`ll make sure that you emerge victorious over your enemies. JUST KNEEL.

HEY D.O. !10:42 AM

Why is your number off center? Looks like you got a Janet Jackson nipple slip going on! Is that a wardrobe malfunction like them tight ass capris you wear?

anyone else11:29 AM

already tired of the movie quote posts about 300? Lame.

Grove11:40 AM

I agree D.O looks like 8 teams that if any of them won the spring no one would be shocked. I was just pointing out how you can`t rank an expansion team above anyone till they actually play. No one gonna be crazy enough to sleep on yall, but till we see some W`s you boys shouldnt be ranked over established performing teams. Just keeping the debate going, grove is never one to hold his opinion.

^11:43 AM

@anyone else is pretty funny. I`m a big fan of the movie 300.
@Grove give us a clue to your new add to the team. I wouldn`t place Spartans 12th but more 6th.

@Grove11:52 AM

Grove how will you rank the A league?

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach
11:55 AM

Grove...this new addition won`t get in the way of our battle this year will it?

Match up wish list for this season:

Grove
Mike
Dre - Sad this one won`t happen
DO

Grove11:59 AM

Definitely Novacaine at #1, I don`t think a team will come within 3 touchdowns of them in a single game.

D.O.
Novacaine

1:02 PM

Hollywood you dont want that wish list. you got mike nunn tho. All love. @ grove I agree must prove yourself between the lines every time new or old too me(this aint cingular no rollover minutes)lol. We will try fo sho.

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach
2:07 PM

Hey, I just like going head to head with some of the best the league has to offer. Word on the street, you`re one of the best so I`m just seeing how I stack up against the cream of the crop.

Mike always has help though...His angry arse brother chasing me around on offense, then I have to chase Mike`s shifty arse around on defense....a brutha be tired after those games. Good times though. LOL

sounds2:18 PM

like a bromance is brewing....can we just play some ball already.

head to head 2:31 PM

head to head

head to head

head to head

head to head

Grove2:36 PM

I really think Novacaine is the best flag football team of all time. I would really like to join their team.

Yo2:46 PM

did anyone pick up my boy Sean B?

DO!3:48 PM


Why is your number off center? Looks like you got a Janet Jackson nipple slip going on! Is that a wardrobe malfunction like them tight ass capris you wear?

whats4:02 PM

cracking for the weekend??? Holla at ya boy

yo4:45 PM

rolling with the boys, you>

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
10:00 PM

@HOLLYHOOD, your list with me will come true but we both know the outcome! @D.O all season I will be bringing out my A game homie full throttle..lol I`m BACK!!!!!!!

sleepers?6:39 PM

Any possible sleepers in the A league?

flying unicorns #27:41 PM

the flying unicorns!!!

Matt
Magnums

12:35 PM

"all i know is we`ll win more than we lose" seriously, way to aim high Nunn, love it.

DRE - hit me up if you still want to play saturdays mdauva -at- gmail.com

he1:04 PM

def likes to shoot for the stars

Dre2:00 PM

Hey Matt, I was thinking about it until I realized how big of a loser I would look like if I associated with you. Sorry man.

Dre2:02 PM

Hey Matt, I was thinking about it until I realized how big of a loser I would look like if I associated with you. Sorry man.

slow2:19 PM

offseason...we need to get rolling. thsi stuff just isnt funny anymore

^^2:54 PM

F*ck you man I think I`m hilarious

truth3:59 PM

If Locs plays for them we all know where the weak spot is..

Mike Nunn AKA 1Day better!
Triple Crown
asst coach
00:43 AM

@ Matt you got jokes I see huh I miss you too

Urban Dictionary 07:03 AM

-Triple Crown-
When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.
"You know that girl I`ve been seeing? I totally triple crowned her last night."

-BadBoyz- Only even to be used by women who know how to raise an eyebrow and still look cute and sexy.
1. I`m wearing this low-cut top because I really want Seth to see my bad boys (breasts) at work today. 

7 point -Spread-
the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
"*****, spread for me."

-Magnums-
A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life *****. 
Comes in many flavors. 
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.
"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?" 
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"

-Banditos-
Mexicans with little mustach-e-os and they beat up little children
"those banditos were kicking little children`s ass"

-Spartans-
National condom of Canada.
In America, we have Trojans. 
In Canada, they have Spartans.

-collision-
The Runescape clan famous for raping eternal honour in the longest pkri in runescape history. 
"Did you hear about collision? I heard they tore eternal honour a new butt hole."

-Novacaine-
Novacaine used to be a common local anesthetic used in dentistry. It is no longer used as some people have been found to suffer allergic reactions.
"Tell me that I won`t feel a thing, So give me Novacaine." 

-Rejects-
some one who is rejected by other people, usuly beacse they are horibly ugly and make others want to punch them in the face, these rejects suffer from acondition knowen as "extreamly small ***** disorder" 

-Greyhound-
Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you
Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!

-Pens-
badly spelt and pronounced 
p e n i s

I`ll give ya 07:13 AM

Triple Crown but the rest of that was D U M B !

let`s3:39 PM

get an update now that the season is rolling in a week

lock out3:43 PM

When Swami gets locked out, this is what we`re going to get???? Bad porno scripts? Epic fail.

#1 Swami not #43:43 PM

4. Spartans - Clearly the most TALENTED team in the league, but that doesn`t necessarily translate into `ships (see Nicklecrown Fall 2009-present). They`ve definitely brought a formidable lineup including D`Ohverated, Locs, D.O.`s brother (who I`ve been told is just nasssssty good), in addition to nabbing DJ from the Rejects, Will the dancing bear, Tyson and Staph at QB. I mean honestly, it`s a who`s who of messageboard all-stars! Here`s the #1 problem I see. DO said he`s got a lineman who`s 6`7" and Will is what, at least 6`2"? How in the HELL is Staph going to be able to read coverages behind those guys? I mean Christ, Manute Bol might be able to but Chucky`s going to have to take the snap 20 yards back just to see the linebackers!

bigsho06`7:39 PM

like i been sayin we shippin like ups hahahahahahahaha

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