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 subject: "The Swami`s "Teams Who Sucked" - Week 1"
Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 14, 2010
11:33 AM

;
 Week 1 is done, and while not every team has played their first game I still thought it might be fun to take a look at the teams who really stunk it up Week 1 and remind them of their suckage:





1 - Organized Chaos - 31 points? Did you mean to register for "A" or was your coach too lazy to email Tom and tell him that he messed up? You might have meant to register for this league instead: http://specialolympics.org/Locations/Special_Olympics_NA_Virginia.aspx
2 - Acid Reign AND FAH Q - 8 points combined? Maybe if you combined your teams you could score on someone besides your sisters.
3 - Sharks - Damn. Gump WAXED your asses! Did they at least give you the courtesy of a reach around when they ****ed you in the ass?
4 - Cougars - How ****ing bad ARE you guys? 35 points to the Hokies?
5 - Rejects - Maybe DO wasn`t so DOhverated after all? I can`t help but think that we`ll see your name on this list a lot this Fall.

Honorable Mention - Mutiny. Feel good dropping to "C" and beating up on new teams? I bet you knock over little kids and take their lunch money too, don`t you?

looked

Sep 14, 2010
11:46 AM
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like the cougars werent all there.

Actually

Sep 14, 2010
1:15 PM
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What would be fun is to take a look at your terrible preseason predictions and remind you of your "suckage".

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 14, 2010
1:19 PM
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Yeah, that would be. We`ll see at the end of the season where I finish at.

SMAK

Sep 14, 2010
1:48 PM
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Swami do you play in this league? Or are you one of the gay old guys that watch every FCFFL game?

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 14, 2010
1:59 PM
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@SMAK - I play. I`m not one of the old gay guys, by which I can only assume you mean Jock and Slash.

^

Sep 14, 2010
2:05 PM
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Swami has a hater.

^

Sep 14, 2010
2:06 PM
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Swami keep the jokes coming lol

SLASH
Greyhounds


Sep 14, 2010
2:20 PM
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Damn Swami i though we were starting to get along.....

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 14, 2010
3:15 PM
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@Slash - I got no issues with you, the jokes write themselves!

SLASH
Greyhounds


Sep 14, 2010
4:00 PM
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LOL Classic Swami

The Man

Sep 14, 2010
4:54 PM
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Swami`s the only dude that BRINGS IT every week. But how does he know all this sh**? Dude`s got some serious inside sources. Glazer and Morty better watch out!!! The gay guy watching games blast has me rollin!

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
1:48 PM
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Wow. Thanks for the love, but be careful sucking me so hard, you might get lockjaw.

And as for knowing so much, why not ask Dummybelles how much he thinks I know. I believe you`ll find he disagrees with you.

my take

Sep 15, 2010
2:11 PM
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Swami=Huge ***g*t

^^^

Sep 15, 2010
2:11 PM
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Swami= Huge F A G G O T

Sorry for the confusion.

Bun B

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
2:13 PM
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Haters + AZZ = They Love tossing the salad...Fo` sizzle

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
2:15 PM
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LOL! @ Bun B

???

Sep 15, 2010
2:17 PM
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what does tossing the salad mean?

did you

Sep 15, 2010
2:27 PM
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Really have to ask what that means rookie!

Swami Hater

Sep 15, 2010
2:36 PM
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Wanted info on who Swami is. I will pay up to $5 to find out who this tool is. Get a life fudge packer

Up the bounty

Sep 15, 2010
2:40 PM
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I will pay $100 to the man who reveals Swami`s identity.

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
2:41 PM
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Do I get the cash if I tell you?

Bun B

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
2:45 PM
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He`s your Dad...now pay up homie

2 Bun B

Sep 15, 2010
2:47 PM
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Your Dad should have just pulled out

^^

Sep 15, 2010
2:55 PM
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Hahaha

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach


Sep 15, 2010
2:56 PM
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got $150 for Swami`s identity, no BS. Get at me.

Bun B

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
3:05 PM
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$150!!!!!!! Zack Morris...but you may know him by Zackary...tall/white/blond/ popular.

Bun-B

Sep 15, 2010
3:07 PM
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*Blonde*

Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
3:10 PM
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Fine, **** it. I`m Jimmy Smits. Now pay up...

?

Sep 15, 2010
3:16 PM
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Who the F is Jimmy Smits

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Spartans
coach


Sep 15, 2010
3:33 PM
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For $500, I`ll identify the Swami. I know who he is. Trust me.

pff

Sep 15, 2010
4:19 PM
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get real LOCS

Tony Cornhole




Sep 15, 2010
4:30 PM
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I`ll tell for $450

The Cute One

Sep 15, 2010
5:08 PM
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I am the walrus, goo goo g`joob g`goo goo g`joob

MC Hammer

Sep 15, 2010
5:08 PM
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I really believe that the Swami is either Loc`s or Tom.

Tony Cornhole




Sep 15, 2010
5:55 PM
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No way MC Hammer your wrong, I know it`s not them it`s them cus i know who it is. Here`s who it`s NOT..
Loc`s- Would never say anything about his own team.
Tom- Just doesn`t have the time to do that.
Slash- No way he could come up with anything funny.
Bundy- Busy eating twinkies, and probably baking cakes.
Dumbells- Name says it right there.


Swami Sez

registered poster

Sep 15, 2010
6:05 PM
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WHO`S JIMMY SMITS?!?!?!?! WTF?!! REALLY? Only the BEST TV actor to ever walk the face of the planet! That`s who!





CJ

Sep 15, 2010
6:10 PM
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"- Busy eating twinkies, and probably baking cakes."
Lmao that`s too funny!!! $800 for the names of Bun B & Swami....oh...also ESPN

^

Sep 15, 2010
6:40 PM
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What was said about Bundy is some funny sh*t hahahaha

Killa

Sep 16, 2010
1:29 PM
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where is that killa guy this season? we def need him now that 7pt suck balzz

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