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subject: "Today`s Show - Cruz from Union"

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
12:05 PM

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ESPN is back and better than ever! Hope you had a productive weekend. Well let`s make your work week an unproductive one.

We`ve have some great games this week that will determine the playoff picture going forward. We have Cruz from Union today. We`ll discuss last week`s game with the Spread, tonight`s game with the Hounds and Union`s succesful turnaround this season.

Let`s get it in! Let me know when we have Cruz on the line.

Where

May 17, 2010
12:09 PM


;	you AT CRUZ! I got Q`s

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
12:10 PM


;	Cruz here, just got off the phone with the manny "the pacman" not too long ago. Congratulating him winning his spot in congress. He`s also where I got my inspiration for my hair style.

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
12:13 PM


;	Thanks for that update and for taking the time to join us today. I have a lot that I want to get to so lets jump right in. Tough loss last week against the Spread. What was the difference in that game?

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
12:17 PM


;	They held us on a key 4th down and short on our end of the field late in the 2nd half. They scored and got another stop when we got the ball back. Game Over.

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
12:19 PM


;	*You`re team went from 4-5 in the Fall to 7-2 thus far this Spring. What has been the key to your team`s turnaround this season?*

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
12:23 PM


;	Can`t compare last season to this one considering we were in the A league. Stacked division means tough games. Plus i sucked as QB so i pulled myself. We ran a different offense this year that seems to be efficient. our D-ends have been playing great.. and defense has stepped it up when called upon against some high powered offense as well.

caller

May 17, 2010
12:27 PM


;	Cruz- What made you start running a conventional offense as opposed to the spread you ran last fall? Personnel issue or preference?

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
12:29 PM


;	We have Cruz, Union`s coach, with us today. Phone lines are open at 1-800-SAY-ESPN. Let`s talk about your decision to play Spread. For our listeners who missed it, explain again your decision to opt in and play the Spread.

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
12:33 PM


;	I loved working the spread (enter that`s what she said comment? ) haha but i actually pulled myself because of too many DE`s going for my arm instead of the flag. 4 different games I suffered the same injury. So the new qb, Van wanted to go conventional. hi van! Don`t get me wrong..I`d still be out there running spread if I could.

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
12:41 PM


;	Honestly, We wanted to play one of the best from the east. Over time, we`ve play almost every team from A, and wanted to see what the new bully on the block was about. Plus it was a pride thing for us. We beat some top notch teams, but still wanted that respect as a real A league team if we came out and handled our business.

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
12:57 PM


;	Well it was a gutsy call and you definitely obtained the respect from your colleagues around the league. However, was it the right decision? You have a team that was in the hunt for a division title. Which means that you could have been matched up against a lower seeded team in the playoff with the opportunity to make a nice run in the playoffs. Now you sit at 7-2 fighting for a A playoff berth with the chances of meeting TC or Spread in the first round. Or even dropping down to the B playoffs. Was that the right decison for a team that has made such a huge turnaround from last season?

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
1:05 PM


;	Nope Stupid decision on our part!! Jk. But we put ourselves in this predicament. We have to take care hollywood and the hounds tonight and go from there. But i`m not trying to get a call from Bun B anytime soon either.

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
1:06 PM


;	Speaking of Hollywood, you have a big game tonight against the Hounds. Win and you`re in the A. Lose and you need some help from attending a Bun B party. You`re 1-1-1 against the Hounds. What`s the game plan for tonight`s game?

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
1:15 PM


;	Get into field goal range and beat them with our kicker! haha. (daymn you cruz!!!) Inside joke from the past two seasons. Actually i`m gonna bring a huge slip and slide and we`re gonna go off style points, not TD`s

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
1:16 PM


;	*Nice. That would be a FCFFL first. For those that don`t much about Union. Who is Union? What are your strengths and who are your big money key players?*

Caller

May 17, 2010
1:18 PM


;	You might can get a half a$$ Greyhounds squad. In the grand scheme of A playoff chances, win or lose, this game means absolutely nothing for the Hounds.

Bun B

registered poster

May 17, 2010
1:20 PM


;	Singing

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
1:31 PM


;	buuun b - not answering your call buuun b - won`t see you in the fall buuun b - you can call on collision buuun b - maybe the caines are your mission buuun b - you better stop all that noise buuun b - they can have fun with the bad boyz representing tha U.. that was a manny pacquiao exclusive.. haha

CodyW
7 PT Spread
asst coach

May 17, 2010
1:39 PM


;	Cruz, thanks for the game homie!!

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
1:42 PM


;	Thought we had you guys - Good game tho. Hope you guys took it easy on Van.

Caller

May 17, 2010
1:43 PM


;	Union is an all asian team--what advice can you give the other less that achieving teams Asian squads out there?

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
1:45 PM


;	*Lines just came out for tonight`s game. Vegas has you as 4 point favorites. Would it be a good move to put my vacation spending money on Union to cover?*

BunB

May 17, 2010
1:47 PM


;	ESPN: Welcome back. (audience applauds) We`re here on ESPN television, and I`m ESPN And I`ve been conversing with Cruz from Union And quite frankly ... he`s very sure their send the Hounds to the Dogpound tonight. We`re gonna TRY to find out more from Cruz; so we`ll take some questions at this point from our studio audience Yes sir, please stand and state your name, and where you`re from. "Sup, my name Bun B , and I`m from the B all you can B...B league and, I just don`t understand, why does Union always turn down my invites homie?. Are you made at me ? Can we work out something that next spring Open y`all come down and play with us...the true playas of the league.

Re: Caller

May 17, 2010
1:51 PM


;	Union has 2 white guys

Tweet

May 17, 2010
1:53 PM


;	RT You might can get a half a$$ Greyhounds squad. In the grand scheme of A playoff chances, win or lose, this game means absolutely nothing for the Hounds. #watchinjuries #playsafe

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
1:55 PM


;	@ caller - haha .. We have some token white guys on our squad. But we ask them to wear tape on their eyes for that slanted eye look. As for underachieving? Maybe the word is underdeveloped. We train with bamboo shoots shoved up our finger nails everyday. And thats after doing jumping jacks on glass with our barefeet. To cover? we`ve always been that team that makes people lose money - so i`m gonna say no.

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
2:01 PM


;	yo bun .. we`re gonna find out where marcus vick is hiding and recruit him for next spring. so we`ll see if he leads us back to b

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach

May 17, 2010
2:20 PM


;	I hate your kicker Cruz...I guess we have to try to stop you before you cross midfield this time. No more 50+ yard FG`s to beat us. LOL

Chinese Caller...

May 17, 2010
2:27 PM


;	我觉得Asain男人谁发挥体育的性感

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
2:29 PM


;	@ hollywood - well the spread is 4, so we`ll try not to keep it that close. haha @ chinese - Translation - Tengo el gato en mis pantalones

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach

May 17, 2010
2:44 PM


;	on the phone - what happened to the Sunday team? Several players from the U played for Wolfpack right, why did y`all stop playing or did y`all join other teams?

Private Eye caller...

May 17, 2010
2:51 PM


;	I heard their QB and others from the Union play fir 7pt Spread on the Nova league. Cruz I think your teammates are taking money from CodyW hahahaha

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
2:53 PM


;	You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself, as a one man wolf pack. Though when my boy pumba came home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack and then Pumba joined later. And six months ago when Pumba introduced me to you guys, I thought "wait a second could it be?" and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around fairfax together in IFFL, looking for strippers and avoiding bun-b. So today, I make a toast! sorry.. i had to. haha anyway. wolfpack is in a rebuilding season. Hopefully they`ll make a comeback.

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
2:57 PM


;	@ private eye - I wouldn`t doubt it. HAHA Made the game more interesting hearing them heckle our qb all game long.

wow

May 17, 2010
3:26 PM


;	The ratings have really gone down...yawn...

ESPN

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leader in sports

May 17, 2010
3:29 PM


;	*Which team in the East do you think Union would match up against well in the first round of the playoffs?*

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
3:31 PM


;	haha i told you. we get no love! I`m gonna start guaranteeing games, Starting with tonight! Sorry hollywood, you`re down town to china town

Brought to you by....

May 17, 2010
3:34 PM


;	Do you find asking yourself, "Why isit when i eat something, i have to poop. Everytime i get nervous, i have to poop. My teammates mock me because i basically live in the bathroom. I can`t play half the game without having to run to the bathroom to take a **. Why is it that i poop so muchhhh !?!?" well buddy don`t worry because we can help you with your issue by drinking a bottle of....THE SLASH JUICE!!! A bottle that holds all the good you need to hold that poop when you play a game. Slash: " Hi kids, I`m the co-founder of the SLASH JUICE and I used to be one myself, but thanks to the drink, I can hold my now" LOOK FOR SJ2 coming soon for people who ** when they fart.

Brought to you by....

May 17, 2010
3:34 PM


;	Do you find asking yourself, "Why isit when i eat something, i have to poop. Everytime i get nervous, i have to poop. My teammates mock me because i basically live in the bathroom. I can`t play half the game without having to run to the bathroom to take a **. Why is it that i poop so muchhhh !?!?" well buddy don`t worry because we can help you with your issue by drinking a bottle of....THE SLASH JUICE!!! A bottle that holds all the good you need to hold that poop when you play a game. Slash: " Hi kids, I`m the co-founder of the SLASH JUICE and I used to be one myself, but thanks to the drink, I can hold my now" LOOK FOR SJ2 coming soon for people who ** when they fart.

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
3:39 PM


;	Doesn`t matter who we play, we feel like we can hang with them all. I wouldn`t mind another rematch with 7 pt or even TC in the first round.

That`s why....

May 17, 2010
3:43 PM


;	Chaos and Novacaine will never be true A league teams. Too Scared to face the big Brother of the league.

ESPN

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leader in sports

May 17, 2010
3:44 PM


;	*Ok, Cruz before we wraps things up, give me your prediction on a Pacquio vs. Mayweather fight.*

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
3:46 PM


;	haha if it happens, i gotta go with manny.

Re: That`s why...

May 17, 2010
3:49 PM


;	Obviously that is a 7pt comment, the only team to use the term "big brother" when referring to TC. Remember that Chaos in the playoffs, and Novacaine if you win tonight.

TC

May 17, 2010
3:55 PM


;	welcomes the first round bye vs union

ESPN

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May 17, 2010
3:55 PM


;	Does it go the distance? Cruz thanks for making your day unproductive and good luck on your game tonight against the Hounds. We`ll try to have Hollywood from the Hounds on Wednesday before his big showdown against CCR. We`ll also have Will on from Organized Chaos on Thursday before his game before the Magnums. Thanks for making it an unproductive one. Let`s do it again on Wednesday. ESPN signing off.

Hollywood
Greyhounds
asst coach

May 17, 2010
4:22 PM


;	Good luck tonight fellas. Let`s see how fast I can run in my Nike Air Zoom III Rain boots.

re: will

May 17, 2010
4:39 PM


;	shut your goofy fat a** up. everyone is tired of reading your lame sht. all you do is go on here and try and plug in your teams name. sure chaos has a decent record this year but YOU are garbage! youre probably going to post some bullshi about anonymous posting, post your your name and team name blah blah blah. i dont need to. im talking on behalf of the league and we want you to shut the F up.

ESPN

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leader in sports

May 17, 2010
5:18 PM


;	*Anonymous bashing is not welcome on my show. Either login or choose another thread but not here.*

Cruz
Showtime
coach

May 17, 2010
5:21 PM


;	Thank you espn. Sorry I killed your ratings today. My call wasn`t full of drama or the smack talkin` that everyone loves.

^^

May 18, 2010
11:40 AM


;	Shut up. I`m sick of all the Will haters on here.

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