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subject: "My Coach Bad"

Anonymous Bulldog

May 04, 2010
12:54 PM

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My, Coach bad, my coach hood
Cooke do stuff that yo` Coach wish he could
My, my Coach bad: better, better than yours
My, my Coach bad, better, better than yours

[Bulldogs player]
Listen!
I`m sayin` my Coach bad, my Coach hood
Cooke do stuff that yo` Coach wish she could
My Coach bad, better than yours
Cooke do stuff that I can`t even put in words
His swagga don`t stop, his body won`t quit
So fool pipe down; you ain`t talkin` `bout sh**
My Coach bad: tell me if you seen him
He always bring the racket like Venus & Serena
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans
Body lookin` like milk
No time for games; his full-grown
My Coach bad; tell your Coach to go home!

[Bulldogs player]
Now your d*ck might be big but my Coach d*ck is bigger
He can ride a d*ck and handles his liquor
Cooke will knock a b*tch out and fight
Comin` out swingin` like Tiger Woods` wife
Yeah, he can get a lil` hasty
Players better cover up their chests like pasties
Cooke has a couple boyfriends and they all a lil` crazy
Comin` down the street like a parade, Macy*s
Coach will fill you up, like balloons!
Test him and guns get drawn like cartoons
Doh, but I ain`t talk `bout Homer
Coach so bad the whole team wanna bone him!

[Coach Cooke]
Now all these b*tches wanna try and be my besty
But I take a left and leave `em hangin` like a testie
Trash talk to `em, then I put `em in a Hefty!
Runnin` down the field
I`m dunkin` on them - Lisa Leslie
It`s goin` down - basement
Friday the 13th, guess who`s playin` Jason
Tuck yourself in, you better hold on to ya teddy
It`s Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who`s playin` Freddy
Chef cookin` for me
They say my clip board game is crazy
The mental asylum lookin` for me
You a rookie to me
I`m in that wam bam purple underwear`, damn, b*tch, you been a fan!

^^^^^

May 04, 2010
1:01 PM


;	Dude get a life and a job. I`m sure ******** and girl feels the same.

Thanks for the laugh

May 04, 2010
1:02 PM


;	Lmao!!!

Union player

May 04, 2010
1:05 PM


;	"Now your dck might be big but my Coach dck is bigger He can ride a d*ck and handles his liquor " wow...hahahahahaha

i agree

May 04, 2010
1:13 PM


;	dude!! YOU PLAY IN THE C LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u know that dont u?? "My d**k coach bigger"??!! that is tooooooo funny! Bulldogs, no more postings until u get to the A league!!

Damn

May 04, 2010
1:36 PM


;	Poor loser coach. All he wants to do is coach a flag football team and have while doing it. The post is a little funny

...

May 04, 2010
2:34 PM


;	yall gay as ****

**

May 04, 2010
2:51 PM


;	Why is everyone hating on the Bulldogs? They are a good team and still ranked #1 overall and will most likely take home the championship. Stop hating.

VA

May 04, 2010
2:56 PM


;	is for HATERS!

7pt Spread player

May 04, 2010
3:02 PM


;	Trust me is only C league teams that hate on Bulldogs.

Cube Boy
Novacaine
asst coach

May 04, 2010
3:03 PM


;	This is a horrible thread and is not funny.

D*ck Riding

May 04, 2010
3:09 PM


;

to Cube

May 04, 2010
3:09 PM


;	Hey Cube...blow me

Damn

May 04, 2010
4:53 PM


;	that`s a catchy ass tune.

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