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subject: "Vegas - Week 9"

Sheridan

registered poster

May 24, 2009
7:36 PM

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Spring09 - WK9

NOVAs (-7.5) Novacaine
GHounds (-4) Rejects
Titans (+14) Signal
TC (-21.5) Krypt
Sharks (-15) Hokies
Magnums (-14.5) Spalding
Storm (-6) PKL
Union (-11) Blazers

Pete: (9-5) +600
LOCS: (4-7) -3100
BLoser: (5-2) +2900
Barkley: (2-4) -700

Sheridan YTD

53/73 (73%) - correct team favored
12/73 (16%) - line within 1
22/73 (30%) - line within 3.5
37/73 (51%) - line within 8

The Bookie YTD

39/53 (74%) - correct team favored
2/53 (4%) - line within 1
12/53 (23%) - line within 3.5
27/53 (51%) - line within 8

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 24, 2009
8:48 PM


;	I can`t continue to live like this. I don`t know whether to call a credit counseling agency or a gambling addiction treatment center. Ok, give me a dime on Union, Signal and Greyhounds to cover. I`m going to have to hear it from my peeps on the Rejects on Sunday. Fellas this is business and not personal and you see what I`m up against.

SLASH
Pain

May 25, 2009
0:22 AM


;	come on locs we get no action this week from u???

Bored Loser

May 25, 2009
5:44 PM


;	Give me $1000 on the Hokies covering against the Sharks Give me another $1000 on Novacaine covering against CCR.

gambler

May 25, 2009
11:00 PM


;	kryps will cover...$5000

Pete Rose

non HOF`er

May 26, 2009
11:13 AM


;	YTD 9-5 +600 Rejects +4 - dime - Really tough spot here for a GH team that has squeaked by all season coming up against a desperate Rejects team looking for a playoff bid (with some help from Signal). Lots of speed and athleticism should give the Hounds fits, who aren`t playing for anything tonight as they crush Union in the point differential category. Novacaine +7.5 - nickel - NOVAs have the experience on their side in this game, but Novacaine has shown that they are game all year and should fight like hell to get that last playoff spot against a team they are quicker than. I`m not sure if they`re ready to win this type of game just yet, but I think they can keep it close enough to cover this spread. Hokies +15 - nickel - 15 points? Don`t get me wrong, I`m one of the few on here that thinks the Sharks are still a championship caliber team, but they have only won 1 game this year by more than 14 points. I`ll take a Hokie team desperate for a playoff bid and getting 15.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 26, 2009
11:38 AM


;	I finally figured it out. Sheridan is providing kick backs to the Sharks on their picks. It all makes sense now. Won`t get me again Sharp Cheddar.

sharks will

May 26, 2009
11:42 AM


;	destroy the hokies. hokies line on O and D is just too small.

HA

May 26, 2009
11:48 AM


;	Yeah right Sharks will be lucky to even win this game period.

visitor

May 26, 2009
12:14 PM


;	Its heading to playoff time. Sharks cover.

sharks

May 26, 2009
1:15 PM


;	will win big!

Bullsh*t

May 26, 2009
1:31 PM


;	Hokies are ready to roll, they need to win to still have a chance to take the last playoff spot.

hokies cant

May 26, 2009
1:42 PM


;	even beat pkl, and got rocked by mags. they def wont win. hokies dont belong in A

Player

May 26, 2009
3:40 PM


;	Hokies will lose by 21. Their QB is garbage...

Barkley

Sir Charles

May 26, 2009
4:03 PM


;	Let`s get to business before the NBA pregame. Sager`s still deciding which obnoxious jacket to wear tonite. I think he should be more concerned with which hairpiece to pick but I don`t want to go there with my boy Marv hanging around. These are lean times in the Barkley Betting Bonanza. I`m down 700 and fading faster than the Cavs-Lakers dream Final. But there`s a rainbow on the other side of this storm and it`s in the hungry hands of Signal and the Novas. Sig`s cruising so I`ll give the 2 TD`s to the Tites--and the Novas are getting no respect after last weeks butt whomping so I`m looking for a bounce back and giving the points. 300 on Signal and Novas Sheri-Smirkey. I`ll double down on Wed games after I lose tonight. Quiz--who`s in worse shape?????...Locs bank account or the Cav`s bench? Ernie?

the hokies

May 26, 2009
4:31 PM


;	qb is garbage. cant throw at all, he is basically a running back.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 26, 2009
4:55 PM


;	Who`s in worst shape? Add the Lakers interior defense to that multiple choice question. There as soft as bounty sheets.

Barkley

Sir Charles

May 27, 2009
4:34 PM


;	Another appearance fee down the drain. I`m 1300 in the hole now and sinking like a big fat ship. The only thing that can save me is more food so I`m putting an SOS out for some Cheese--Government Cheese that is. Hook me up tonight Shark-Bait. Just give the damn ball to O-Hyped Bum and get out of the way. Give me 500 on the Sharks laying the points. LeBron`s tired, I`m broke, and the soft-ass Lakers are getting MAULED. Bring me another bag of donuts. Ernie?

Bored Loser

May 28, 2009
1:12 AM


;	Give me the loot Hokies cover.

gosh

May 28, 2009
8:11 AM


;	bored loser you really are indeed a loser that is extremely bored, posting messages at 1:12 in the morning.

Bored Loser

May 28, 2009
8:34 AM


;	Yeah why the hell do you think I call myself Bored Loser. I was on www.fairfaxflagfootball.com all night to see if I won my imaginary $1000. And I did.

Interested

May 28, 2009
8:49 AM


;	What happened in the Sharks/Hokies game? I bet there were some big plays...

sharks vs hokies

May 28, 2009
9:46 AM


;	it was a pretty good game. hokies scored on the opening drive. sharks answered right back. hokies played catch up the rest of the way. they could not pull a flag if their life depended on it. lots of long tds for the sharks. Hokies qb did pretty well despite all the pressure the sharks put on him. hes pretty good.

Who

May 28, 2009
9:58 AM


;	scored for the Sharks, Overhyped Bum and The Wildcat?

SLASH
Pain

May 28, 2009
10:49 AM


;	Overhyped bum had 2tds, and 2 other Wr had the other 2 tds. We didnt run much wildcat last night because we scored on alot of big plays or should i say missed flag pulls. We woulda covered the spread we was up 31-14 and the Hokies ran back the kick and we got the to like the 20 and time ran out. We tired to punch it in for you Barkley but Time caught up to us just like weight has crept up on you.

wow

May 28, 2009
10:52 AM


;	pretty classless move to try to run the score up for the sake of Barkley`s imaginary debt.

SLASH
Pain

May 28, 2009
11:07 AM


;	Not really we know that points count in this league. Last year if we woulda scored 7 more points we woulda had a #1 seed from MD in the National tournament so take it how you want......

Barkley

Sir Charles

May 28, 2009
1:27 PM


;	Daaaaammmnnnn. Cheese and the Bum held up their end on O but what happened to the Sharky D? More like minnows Yo. Y`all ain`t gonna last long in the postseason with holes like that Cheese. Hey "wow"--Cheese threw down on you with that tiebreaker explanation just like Odom did on the Nugs last night. Don`t bring that weak stuff in here. And my weight`s not the only thing creeping up on me. This growing financial burden is the weight I`m worried about thanks to you non-covering A-Leaguers that now includes just about every team except the Mags, TC, and the Union. Whoaaa, wait a minute. Did you say "imaginary" debt???? Gimme 300 on the Union tonight. Ernie?

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 28, 2009
1:38 PM


;	Just got some info from Huggy Low Down. Give me a dime on Spalding to cover.

wow

May 28, 2009
1:38 PM


;	Barkley you are the worst at picking games. You`re not funny at all, and each post I read from you makes me cringe. The level of stupidity you display is a disgrace to everyone who reads the board. And Govt. Cheese, it wouldn`t matter if you were the #1 seed. You still would`ve lost.

SLASH
Pain

May 28, 2009
1:51 PM


;	To wow- you might be right we might have lost but least we had a chance to win and not sitting at home like you probably were during Nats...so keep sittin if font of your folks computer tryin to stir things up and have fun

wow

May 28, 2009
1:52 PM


;	Yeah I will, its obviously easy enough to get underneath your skin.

to cheese:

May 28, 2009
1:56 PM


;	good comeback on wow`s sorry douchebag ass

wow

May 28, 2009
2:00 PM


;	hahaha, Govt. Cheese is a nerd ball who is convinced he is a good QB becuase Overhyped Bum does everything for him, him and the other dude that runs Wildcat. Cheese is starting to look like Barkley more and more everyday. I think they need to hit up a diet together.

SO anyway...

May 28, 2009
2:17 PM


;	Bored Losers making a killing off Sheridan. Him and Pete Rose know their Open West.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 28, 2009
4:44 PM


;	LMAO! "becuase Overhyped Bum does everything for him" that has got to be one of the dumbest statements I’ve heard in awhile. This has got to be from either a player that plays on team that does not compete for titles or if you are on a team that competes for titles (which I doubt) you are definitely not a difference maker at all on the team. You obviously don’t know anything about the sport. I had to speak on this one because I had this conversation Tuesday night during my game. Many novice teams think that the difference between A league and C league are the wide receiver play. “My receivers are faster.” If I had stack for every thread posted a year about who’s the best receivers in the league, I would buy this league its own stadium. (If you are a receiver you may want to leave this thread now. You may not like this) Receivers are 4rd on the totem pole of a team’s success. The Overhyped Bum in my opinion is the best receiver in the league. But forget my opinion. Let me give you a scenario, if you put the league’s best receiver on the worst team or the league’s best QB on the worst team which one will make the biggest difference? Of course the QB. Let me break down the pecking order for the football illiterate and I’ll back this up with facts. A team’s success (just from a position standpoint)breaks down like this 1. The QB 2. DE – The Rusher 3. OL – The QB’s muscle 4. WR- The highlight film and LBs and Corners are up for grabs. A team’s success is predicated on the play of the QB (1st). He controls the clock, field position and turnovers based on his execution. Not a lot to debate here. A good rusher (2nd) can make your entire defense better. A good rusher turns a mediocre corner into a good corner and a good corner into a great corner. His creation of double teams can turn other average rushers into good rushers. His effective rush can eliminate the effectiveness of a QB. Most teams that step up find that they can’t handle the rush. If you can’t handle the rush, you’re QB can’t get it to your 4.3 receiver (If I had another stack for the amount of times I’ve heard that 4.3 reference, this league would have its own cable network). How do you stop a game-changing receiver? (Illiterate answer: put a shutdown corner on him.) Nope. Stop his QB. I haven’t met a QB yet that can effectively throw with one flag missing. How do you stop the rush? With a good Oline. Teams with good Olines (3rd) will always be successful in this league. And then 4th is the Wide receivers. They get all the pub.We like to see the big catch and big moves in all but I haven’t met a receiver that can throw to himself. LBs, Corners, RB are all important as well especially if you have a standout one but not nearly at the top of the food chain. If you don’t believe me look at the NFL’s franchise tag salary. The QB is first, DEs second followed by the OL. This has concluded my Flag Football 101 lesson for today. Next up is a post on the greatest teams to ever play in our leagues, Sunday and Weeknight. My research staff has almost completed their findings.

LOCS aka The Most Interesting Man In Flag Football
Rhinos
asst coach

May 28, 2009
4:46 PM


;	No need Professor. I`ll ding myself for saying "4rd" Ding!

wow

May 28, 2009
4:52 PM


;	LOCS- It was a joke. You didn`t need to write an entire essay on the importance of position groups in flag football. I agree somewhat with your positional group hierchy, but I think a game-changing WR can make alot of QBs look good, and can arguebly be more valuable than a good QB. Not even going at Govt Cheese on this one, he`s good. But Overhyped Bum certainly ups his TD total no? However, I really did enjoy reading it. It`s tough to make it until 5:00 somedays but this got me there today.

agree with locs

May 28, 2009
7:53 PM


;	See how average teams become good or great when they upgrade their QB. For example, look at the Dietze QB for example. He has joined several average teams (outlaws) and made them instant contenders. I believe he played for rejects this year and when they lost him due to injury I don`t think they have won a game since.

SLASH
Pain

May 28, 2009
9:59 PM


;	ok wow every good WR makes a QB look good your right there. So if overhyped makes me great i am fine with that as long as our TEAM have a chance to win a title at the end of the season thats the reason why we play right????? Locs well put my friend.

.......

May 29, 2009
5:50 AM


;	as long as our team HAS a chance... Not to mention you have three sentences there.

Rhinos Coach
Rhinos
coach

May 29, 2009
9:23 AM


;	Jock, what about the hardworking but underappreciated coach/GM? Where do they rank in the hierarchy of importance?

Let`s

May 29, 2009
9:48 AM


;	Get back to talking about gambling on this thread instead of hearing Govt Cheese and LOCS talk about how their positions are more important than anyone elses.

agreed

May 29, 2009
10:08 AM


;	agreed

Re: Locs essay...

May 29, 2009
3:15 PM


;	I agree with you on players making other players better.... The most important person on the field or on the team is coach/player coach... I`ve seen a few teams with a lot of talent at every position but don`t win games. Winning is everything. My point is that it takes a leader/captain/coach or what ever he is to take control and know how to use the talent he has with the team. Great players or not you can`t win if there`s no chemistry. example "2007-08 COWBOYS"

Dumbells
Novacaine
coach

May 29, 2009
3:27 PM


;	Agreed! Haha.

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